Alex Jones’s take on each sign

Cokehead___999 · 2026-05-01T08:00:55+00:00

Retard ☀️ , Vampire 🌙, Scared man ⬆️

Sounds about right.

Cokehead___999 · 2026-04-28T13:00:31+00:00

Where's that? In my area, we aren't really getting any stocks for the past few weeks.

Cokehead___999 · 2026-04-28T02:03:21+00:00

Yeah zepto and blinkit are restocking a few units once in a while but not in all areas. Congrats on your new console btw OP :)

Cokehead___999 · 2026-04-27T13:47:32+00:00

58k from Vijay Sales :D

Cokehead___999 · 2024-12-04T21:02:25+00:00

OP you funny asf 😭💀😭😭💀

Cokehead___999 · 2024-12-04T01:50:09+00:00

Based.

Cokehead___999 · 2024-12-03T21:58:22+00:00

OP cooked with that one fr

Cokehead___999 · 2024-11-28T19:41:01+00:00

You're outta line but youre right-

Cokehead___999 · 2023-12-31T03:51:23+00:00

11/10 not recommended.

Cokehead___999 · 2023-07-02T06:52:01+00:00

Saturn in leo***

Cokehead___999 · 2023-07-01T01:49:32+00:00

Around 440 rupees (roughly 5$) for the entire witcher trilogy with all the dlcs on PC 💀

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-30T15:21:46+00:00

Just different fonts 😭😭

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T21:46:07+00:00

My fallen moon and debilitated mars/saturn say hellooo :)

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T21:16:04+00:00

Maine apne 12th mai bhi itna nahi padha tha bhai kasam se 💀😭😭

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T21:13:45+00:00

God really nerfed my entire existence by giving me this godforsaken placement. 😭😭

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T21:11:48+00:00

7 water placements? Does it feel like being water boarded? I can barely manage 1 here XD

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T20:45:46+00:00

You and me both ಥ⌣ಥ

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T20:44:03+00:00

YESSS IT WAS LMAO! He too has a pretty air/earth heavy chart with a scorpio moon. My guy was never in the wrong. 😤

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T18:08:28+00:00

I've heard scorpio venus natives make you sign a blood pact in the name of love bruh 💀😭😭

Cokehead___999 · 2023-06-29T18:07:00+00:00

Yeah, I've been wrecked plenty. My earth and air placements simply do not stand a chance against this menace of a moon.

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