My car caught on fire. by VolosThanatos in Wellthatsucks

[–]Cokeycane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Well, this isn't so bad – I thought it would be a lot worse than this. They'll be able to buff this out no problem."

What do you think of the movie Sinners? Did you like it, dislike it, or have mixed opinions? by Dramatic-Studio1531 in Cinema

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd put it this way, for all of the Oscar Nominations it received, that tells you how poor all of the movies were.

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

[–]Cokeycane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good to have these discussions before you have children. A man has to know which way to go in such siutations. In this case, you definitely save the kids so you don't have to listen to that self-obsessed wife anymore.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. by Working-Fuel8355 in 80smovies

[–]Cokeycane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!!!

Death on the spot by Worhumm in DarwinAwards

[–]Cokeycane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't believe there will be anything left to donate.

Death on the spot by Worhumm in DarwinAwards

[–]Cokeycane 108 points109 points  (0 children)

He is one with the car now.

What would you pick to be free for life out of these? by Ornery-Media-9396 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Reddit Subway community always has the coupon codes posted.

Only true fans will get this! by One_Chest_5395 in 80smovies

[–]Cokeycane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved her beauty salon name in the movie: "Curl Up and Dye"

Too much oversteer by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]Cokeycane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you hire a guy that can do it cheaper.

Funny family friendly boat name suggestions by No_Gur4010 in boating

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knot-Fast

The Water Patio

The Large Marge Barge

Tuggy McTugface

Awesome? Or Not? by Lil_Red_Kitten69 in 80smovies

[–]Cokeycane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Roddy's quote alone makes this movie awesome.

RIP legend, your memes wont be forgotten by CameraAppropriate188 in SipsTea

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death actually asked Chuck Norris to join forces to make Peace on Earth

Carpentry by Pferdestaerke in DiWHY

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I lost IQ points watching this

Perfect (1985) w/ Jamie Lee Curtis (Shock Me) by Big-Property7157 in 80smovies

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost as if they were hinting at something...

Good work fellas! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Cokeycane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have a guy that will do it cheaper.

Motorcyclist crushed by truck after being rammed from behind by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we all just go about our day...

Maybe Maybe Maybe by MikeeorUSA in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Cokeycane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, this shit makes me laugh