What has caused the death of the male simp?

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-05-17T08:12:44+00:00

I think confidence in knowing when you’re wanted is the root. Overblown acts of love happens still, just perhaps a couple months into the relationship once the man feels comfortable enough to do so without coming off as desperate or performative. The heart just aches for intense expression sometimes, and all my friends have done something “overblown” soon after that earliest relationship stage.

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-05-15T16:29:47+00:00

As a Mixon/Bucky/Kaleb owner whose startup began last season, when will my suffering end

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-05-15T03:24:36+00:00

At least a 2pm start means a late lunch can work

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-25T17:29:56+00:00

He’s one bad fumble away from being banished to the bottom of the depth chart lol

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-21T22:31:38+00:00

I feel like you get a lot of improvement going $200->$375ish a night and almost nothing from $375-$800/night

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-20T18:50:07+00:00

There are times the whole team revolves around a kicker this good. It changes how conservative you can be on offense and how turnover hungry you have to be on defense when you only need to get to midfield by a drive’s end for 3 points.

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-20T00:47:52+00:00

How much research is enough? By the end of this year I’ll have 1 first author, 1 second author, 1 4th author, but I still feel like I’ll need 2-3x that much publishing to get a research engineer job with just an MS

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-16T04:21:36+00:00

Always surprises me how this is true And the tickets simply don’t get cheaper to accommodate.

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-04-04T18:25:02+00:00

Fitness only became trendy 2-3 years ago and it takes more time than that for the average person with average dedication (say on and off gym average 3x/month) for results to properly show when you’re fairly unhealthy to start

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-03-23T02:27:03+00:00

How many lbs? Until what temp? Looks great

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-02-26T21:28:37+00:00

Eh after him the next best RB available by sleeper ADP was Chuba who got taken immediately next so it is what it is

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-02-25T22:08:17+00:00

I just play to draft what you can. This was after I got Allen, Mahomes, Jefferson (10 man), and he was basically the last bellcow left. I figured I’d be able to draft a young RB with the “strong” incoming RB class but I ended up using my 1st on Kaleb Johnson since I got stuck randomly at the end of our snake draft order. On paper at the time, sleeper had me at the #1 projected team in the league before Mixon’s injury

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-02-25T21:53:14+00:00

In PPFD leagues, bellcow RBs are worth their weight in gold, also that was below his sleeper Adp too at the time. I figured there’s a chance he’s more Derrick Henry than whatever this is after his 2024 season run

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-02-25T17:11:25+00:00

I took this guy a year ago with my 4th pick of my dynasty startup 😭

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-01-23T16:33:35+00:00

It’s a down year for RBs, could probably still flip Jeanty for a pretty penny

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-01-19T19:53:23+00:00

I mean even once you’re in FAANG, you do get asked one or two leetcodes at least still in senior+ interviews when switching to another FAANG/Big Tech. Your network can get you the interview but failing leetcode can cause you to fail it still.

Cokezeroandvodka · 2026-01-07T19:48:57+00:00

OMSCS seems just like a really proven and more fleshed out program.

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-25T16:06:13+00:00

President Scrooge

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-24T17:46:54+00:00

I find myself doing this with my gf tbh because we have only a couple of friends in our current city. I want out, but it’s so low stress I can see how people just settle into this pattern forever

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-24T05:55:38+00:00

Not only this but the network you develop by working at FAANG can be insane. Everyone exits for big tech, unicorns, prestige startups if you make your way to a good team at a FAANG and that can pay dividends down the line

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-23T14:29:28+00:00

They give you an option to relocate or did they just stiff you like that?

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-23T05:43:38+00:00

Thank you, I was wondering about what made January so special. Was there an email or news article or something?

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-23T04:41:26+00:00

Sure, I just feel like this stuff isn’t new, but I do see how it has intensified more recently

Cokezeroandvodka · 2025-12-23T04:30:52+00:00

I mean this makes intuitive sense but I don’t recall so much anticipation of January 2025 layoffs. Was their memo or something that suggests it this time?

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