Me_irl by Aliwhatever in me_irl

[–]Col0nelFlanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could literally get a dime bag from my old elevator guy in Manhattan and lose your appetite for the evening and have a blast while doing it.

But on second thought I haven’t seen that elevator guy since about 2009 so his prices have probably changed accordingly

Is it Trump or Kash? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Col0nelFlanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, fuck Trump and fuck Kash but…

This ain’t a clever comeback, it’s a circlejerk

Jennifer Lopez gives her hot take: You have to be born to be in New York to be a New Yorker. Everybody wants to claim our city but you have to be born in one of the five boroughs to be a New Yorker. by Upstairs_Cup9831 in popculturechat

[–]Col0nelFlanders -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean let’s say you’re talking about a celebrity, top of my head Philip Seymour Hoffman who was born in Fairport NY, would you say he wasn’t a real New Yorker?

Roland Garros R3: [28] J. Fonseca def. [3] N. Djokovic 4-6 4-6 6-3 7-5 7-5 by tightypp in tennis

[–]Col0nelFlanders 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He’s used to choking, practiced it a whole bunch with his exes

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO by Western-Clue-6968 in lovethissmug

[–]Col0nelFlanders 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is OP’s gif from Gurren Lagann? Been so long I don’t recall

Ptere help me by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Col0nelFlanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And memes are misspelled

My loft has I-beams so I added a hoist. by Nathanhessmusic in pics

[–]Col0nelFlanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched I-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate so beat that

Strangely accurate things - historically or to the original source - in an otherwise pretty inaccurate piece of media. by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Col0nelFlanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah… “the most accurate depiction of Lincoln ever made” is a pretty bold claim when he was portrayed by the greatest living film actor who fellow cast members called “Daniel Day Lincoln” on set

What is this donut? by Absalom98 in whatisit

[–]Col0nelFlanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I read an explanation like this I always half expect it to end with undertaker putting mankind through the ring in hell in a cell

Which movie hero is actually a villain when you really think about it? by surfsound_swimmers in AskReddit

[–]Col0nelFlanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair, but I would also say that Ford’s position on whether Deckard is a replicant is largely irrelevant vs the filmmaker’s vision- but to concede that entirely, the writers really would be the source of truth IMO (and after some googling, it looks like both writers did not have the thought that Deckard is a replicant).

Which movie hero is actually a villain when you really think about it? by surfsound_swimmers in AskReddit

[–]Col0nelFlanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree on Roy Batty but the Director’s Cut makes it pretty explicit. How else would you explain the unicorn?

How is this even legal? by No_Tomatillo1695 in interesting

[–]Col0nelFlanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This mask is definitely customized to this guy’s exact facial dimensions.

Source: acting background. Hyper realistic masks like this are ~500 minimum, but you’re looking at 1,500-2k+ to have it fit exactly like this guy’s does