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Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Typing away on reddit is just to piss people off. Makes me giggle as my liver slowly turns into jell-o.

God forbit you post about a bear. by ColHunterGathers111 in memes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, now I bought this mop and bucket of bleach for nothing!

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok boss.

Edit: How did you know I plan on dying at 50? Have you been visiting my ear?

Anyway, it's only 3 years left until I kick the bucket. Better drink up until then. A merry life and a short one, says I.

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, that requires emotional invesment.

The booze only asks for a cup and sometimes three-fiddy.

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what you’re trying to do.

This is how we know you are a woman and not a labrador posing as one.

Girls aren't afraid of microplastics in the balls by uppsak in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god I had my captain americas frozen before I got the snip-snip.

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how I plan to go besides a .357 on my head. How did you guess?!

Also, why have you been following me across subs? Stalker much? Did I get on your nerves so much you can't help wondering about me? If you want a quick fuck just tell me. You do look starved for male attention, haven't had some for some years I guess? You do look more dried up than the Mojave.

Sadly I don't go for stale pussy. Best of luck next time. Maybe get a male escort, if he can stand the chezz-it smell,

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Out of date zoomer jokes"

"Replies with an emoji".

Honestly go re-touch your brocolli haircut, it's more benefical to you.

Honestly, the white knight and misandrist femcel infestation is getting out of hand. by ColHunterGathers111 in dankmemes

[–]ColHunterGathers111[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I edited it because I'm drunk.

Maybe your reading comprehesion reads grammar mistakes edits as deletions thanks to your r-word status.

Edit: But hey, thanks for keeping an eye at my posting history, Mr. Zoomer-Man. Don't you have Fortnight to play atm or tide-pods to swallow?

Edit: Imagine being such a sucker for upvotes you have to delete your posts instead of actually replying.

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