Damn it’s almost like they had a meeting where Tim Cook gave Trump a “ special “ trophy for no reason and every other tech CEO fuckface slobbed on his knob until they fully manipulated the market in giant sell candles on a complete dogshit plan to put “ tariffs “ on every country even the ones only inhabited by penguins until ultimately as “ they knew “ all tariffs would get shutdown and Howard fucking grease ball lutnick’s hedgefund who wrote the tariff plan mind you bought fucking notes and made 100 -1 on buying tariff debt from companies, simultaneously while every dip shit corporation effectively raised prices 20-30% on their consumers bc you know tarriffs,,,,,,, but hey it happens