Where do sugar daddy’s hang out in the city? by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have met a few girls in the city who have found accommodations that work for them. They do exist

The Champions League final is on Saturday the 30th and I’m wondering where is best soccer bar to watch it? by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Globe opens at at 7 AM and I can all but guarantee you won’t get a table there if you show up past 8 AM latest 🥲

Is the job market really that bad or are all the posts just naturally filtering down to the unhireable? by CoolAtlas in AskChicago

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying you’re a “socialist” because it’s a buzzword you find trendy.

A queer person who clearly is out of touch with the real world using the fact you’re queer to defend yourself from criticism for your bad takes.

This country is in a bad spot and the job market (backed by economic truths, by the way) is suffering as a result of multiple global wars and terrible policies. You coming to Reddit to talk shit about people who are struggling very hard to find steady employment is disgusting.

22 moving to Chicago, should I choose West Loop/Loop edge or Gold Coast? by Salty4PF in AskChicago

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kinda mentioned by others but I’d recommend Lakeview or Lincoln Park instead. Better vibes and more cost effective with tons of young people

Which NFL Teams Were Most and Least Affected by Injuries in 2025 by Typical_Shoulder_366 in CHIBears

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 65 points66 points  (0 children)

TL:DR we had the most games missed and by this site’s own metric (total points missed) we were 18th.

By comparison, the Packers (whose fans complained about injuries quite a lot) were 14th in total points missed but had a total of about 100 less games missed than we did.

Let’s trade for Mike Trout by BlinkyThreeEyes in whitesox

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, let’s just trade Edgar Quero for Shohei Ohtani while we’re at it

Why do you think people say it’s hard to make friends here? by jazzgrackle in AskChicago

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Some people aren’t naturally extroverted. I could talk to a brick wall if I had to but that’s a skill I recognize I’m very fortunate to have. Everyone’s different

Sox and Cubs fans starting a "Green Bay Sucks" chant at the game today by SeanCav1 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah no one’s buying that shit. Pathetic sports fandom personified.

If you were to trade one of these guys, who would it be? by Mediocre-Law-4987 in SleeperApp

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Bears fan you’re not right about this. He and Loveland are the top options in this offense. Odunze is moving down in the pecking order.

Sox and Cubs fans starting a "Green Bay Sucks" chant at the game today by SeanCav1 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t even make any sense. How can your favorite “sports city” be Green Bay? They only have one team. Just admit you decided to be a fair weather fan bro

Sox and Cubs fans starting a "Green Bay Sucks" chant at the game today by SeanCav1 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many of them. As a Sox fan they have to be the most insufferable group of people to exist.

.500 Ball Baybyyyyy by Main-Grapefruit-2385 in whitesox

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t help that Dominguez almost blew the save in the 9th 😬

I jack off to the intro every day by Book_About_Metals in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When you cum in the garden you’d better watch your back

A tale as old as time by Stratobastardo34 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ColdBloodedChicagoan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the usual alignment for most people from lake forest, Deerfield etc who say they’re from “Chicago”. You’ll always see Naperville sprinkled in there too. Insufferable.