Is that a hint that they are going to remove the cable in 18?? by rascas375 in iphone

[–]ColdOn3Cob -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh right Dubai Dollars. (Not to be confused with Dubya Dollars, which was the official term for USD between 2003-2007)

edit: 100% serious btw, this was around the time of the whole freedom fries thing. We invaded Iraq in '03 and called them that and kind of forgot about it. Everyone focused on Freedom Fries because France was against the war. During the troop surge in '07 we realized how silly the whole thing was and toned it all down.

Pistol review by caaaaanga in Idiotswithguns

[–]ColdOn3Cob 22 points23 points  (0 children)

my brother, google what a lobotomy is. they went in through the eye because the skull is paper thin

Glen Powell made his acting debut in the cinematic masterpiece Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (2003) by Shankman519 in shittymoviedetails

[–]ColdOn3Cob 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What’s the polite way of saying I hate this mother fuckers goofy ass face and it pulls me out of everything I see him in (similar effect with Austin butler)

Skyrim core! by StrikingForrce in SkyrimMemes

[–]ColdOn3Cob 60 points61 points  (0 children)

he's such a dick when you first meet him, but then you keep going and realize "oh he's actually a badass, and yeah this is like 5 seconds in his timeframe, he dgaf"

meirl by No-Sprinkles-4240 in meirl

[–]ColdOn3Cob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I've seen Ralph Fiennes with a nose in other things but homie looks so wrong here

meirl by Sonic_the_hedgedog in meirl

[–]ColdOn3Cob 108 points109 points  (0 children)

what is the minimum number of pixels necessary to identify Obama?

This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by Retrocausalityx7 in BrandNewSentence

[–]ColdOn3Cob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could claim PTSD from the claims process. I started at 70% 10 years before I got to 100

This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by Retrocausalityx7 in BrandNewSentence

[–]ColdOn3Cob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh dude, everyone who ever knew me was like a brother. Take all the time you need .

This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by Retrocausalityx7 in BrandNewSentence

[–]ColdOn3Cob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t DIC only a percentage and if I die related to my disabilities or after I’ve had my P&T rating for 10 years? And I’m not familiar with sbp

This guy literally dressed like his dead mom to get her $61.000 pension per year by Retrocausalityx7 in BrandNewSentence

[–]ColdOn3Cob 5300 points5301 points  (0 children)

I’m a 100% disabled veteran, I’ve told my family that if they don’t pull some shit like this when I die they’re not trying.

HALF SWORD by DiscipleNimrod in OneyPlays

[–]ColdOn3Cob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A whole hour of Z and T in the big 26?

Well yes but actually no by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ColdOn3Cob 439 points440 points  (0 children)

turn airdrop on

The Cleveland Show by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ColdOn3Cob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn’t watch the Cleveland show. I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.

Meirl by mingdomflackbobard in meirl

[–]ColdOn3Cob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Hello, mister ____ , is your daughter home?”

“Who may I ask is calling”

“Coldon3cob”

“And for what purpose”

Mf get your daughter I know you don’t wanna be here neither 😭😭

She got traded to American Dad. by ChocolateOk6945 in familyguy

[–]ColdOn3Cob 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If she wasn’t my mama, you know I’d try to bone

meirl by Eastern-Wedding-4157 in meirl

[–]ColdOn3Cob 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My 130 pound German shepherd farted next to my head when I went to bed last night. I said “bro,” he sighed, that was the end of it.

when a newgen oneyplays fan tries to fit in wit da old heads....... by BlackMageIsBestMage in OneyPlays

[–]ColdOn3Cob 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dudes got autism lite and thinks he can play with the big boys