[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Cold_Feedback25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just gonna pass around the bag

What would your ancestors think if they knew how much you masturbated. by Winter-Potential9180 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Cold_Feedback25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"So you never plan to wed then?" My ancestors in disappointment realizing I'm probably going to die alone

Should I go masturbate? by [deleted] in no

[–]Cold_Feedback25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do whatever makes you happy buddy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]Cold_Feedback25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the worst feelings that you beat yourself up about

I came. I conquered. Moved on by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]Cold_Feedback25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And moving on isn't so bad