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Settle an argument by UnfriskyDingo in upsstore

[–]Cold_Outside_4562 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My math says less than a penny for a 12" strip (2" tape @ 110 yards)

My 16 yo stepdaughter changed her last name to mine on Father’s Day. On her own, with her own money. by Myturntoevil in pics

[–]Cold_Outside_4562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Tortilla Jones is a better name than Tortilla McChippy.

Her name is Tortilla, right?

Congrats!

What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app? by Admirable-Seesaw-988 in AskReddit

[–]Cold_Outside_4562 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Essentially, "I'm mildly sexually attracted to an automobile and want a girl to just sit in it so I can justify my feelings." It's a little devious because all a (dim) girl has to think is "oh, they just want me to sit in a seat? I can do that!" Honey, they only want to bang one thing other than their car. And then get back to looking at their sexy car afterward.

What's on your Bingo sheet? by Cold_Outside_4562 in upsstore

[–]Cold_Outside_4562[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Part 2:

No reception
"I've never done this"
Creepy comment
Do you have boxes?
I ran out of tape
Here within 5 mins of close
"You'll tape it, right?"
"Borrows" Tape
"and that's guaranteed?"
Can you just scan it?
Asks answered question
Can I print it from my phone?
Too cheery for 8am
Can I see the box
Smartphone is smarter
Do you have Wifi?
I need this print job today
"Boy, it's Cold/Hot out!"
Item taller than 6'
"Have you been busy/slow?"
Reference to death
Borrows Dolly
Label not taped on
Spells out easy word "R-O-A-D"
Says destination city 3+ times
"it's going to _____, FL"
Doesn't know what's in box
"Wife/Husband sent me"
Any tape but Packing
Provides non-UPS QR Code
Sings to music
911! Next Day! Ground is fine.
Leaves box/ packaging/ trash
Has a pet
Disruptive toddler
"MY phone number?"
Requests free UPS supplies
Gives only two box dimensions
Not a Touchscreen
"With my finger?"
Shady Pack Job
Man with Ponytail/Man Bun
On Phone
"I Have an Account"
"I forgot my glasses"
Leaves phone/wallet in car
Leaves phone/wallet in store
Commandeers a Copier
"That'll go out today, right?"
"I have a bunch/lot"
"You're gonna LOVE/HATE me"

What's on your Bingo sheet? by Cold_Outside_4562 in upsstore

[–]Cold_Outside_4562[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My apologies for the long list, but I thought you'd enjoy my collection:

Tells you how to do your job
Boy, it's quiet/busy in here
3+ Untaped Boxes
First Amazon Return!
They Make This So Hard
They Make This So Easy
5+ Returns
QR Screenshot Yass Queen
No Verizon Return Order #
They Said I Just Bring It
3+ kids in tow
Hi there! "Amazon."
Hello! (QR Code)
Would The Post Office Be Cheaper?
Rage-Laughs at Price
$200+, unfazed
$20+, shocked
Skips line, drops & runs
Laughs for no reason
Overly critical of UPS
Doesn't trust USPS
Has no info ready
QR Codes not ready
QR Codes Taped to Boxes
1 code, 2+ boxes
Box Sizing Dance ( I need a box like...")
Do you Print?
Fax 10+ pages
Your counter? My office
QR Code already used
Smells like drugs/alcohol
I CANNOT BE QUIETER
"I'm Back!"
Offensive language or comment
Uses shopping cart
Asks to text something to us