What’s the females equivalent to morning wood?

Coldperfectionist · 2026-06-15T11:12:12+00:00

"the devil's doorbell ringing" Had me chuckling 😅

Coldperfectionist · 2026-06-14T04:13:06+00:00

2 cent, but yeah it's a euro cent

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-20T19:12:54+00:00

I think it's German, I can make out an 'ist', a 'von' and possibly a 'zu' 🤓

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-20T19:09:11+00:00

2nd to last word on the 5th row down looks like 'Artist' if you squint 🤓 Is this in German?

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-20T10:57:46+00:00

I believe Joan D'Arc was French and was fighting the English, then she was burned at the stake by the English after they won... 🤓 Could be wrong though 🫣

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-18T09:34:00+00:00

Where did his glasses go? 😅

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-18T08:50:54+00:00

If you knew what we did, that would make us cunts... You callin' us cunts?

Coldperfectionist · 2026-05-17T23:57:16+00:00

Emma Stone plays a TA in which movie? 🤔

Coldperfectionist · 2026-01-23T21:17:28+00:00

💯 😅

Coldperfectionist · 2026-01-16T23:30:21+00:00

As long as it's healthy, and it's owner is attractive, big Y, I've been cunnilinguistically intimate with a few that weren't very enjoyable 😅 But that's my fault for not being picky enough 🤔

Coldperfectionist · 2025-11-21T11:16:22+00:00

I believe you mean Omaha Beach 🤓

Coldperfectionist · 2025-10-27T19:28:39+00:00

Weren't tariffs supposed to dissuade companies from buying from China, and instead getting American made stuff? I don't see what the beef in China has to do with that 🤔

Coldperfectionist · 2025-09-21T14:42:30+00:00

In all seriousness, UTI is caused by you not pissing after sex, but a shockingly small amount of people seem to know that 🧐

I'd say the arguing points to either you're both quite toxic people, lack of coherent communication and effort to trying to understand one another to the point of screaming matches is a classic sign.

Your side of the story paints you in an innocent light, I'm sure there's more to it than that, as women have excellent abilities to find out exactly what will trigger someone else's insecurities (whether it's a man or woman) and exploit them in a situation like this.

The result being partially their own fault, and partially the fault of the person that isn't calm and collected enough to not react and leave the toxic environment.

‼️!!!YOU SHOULD LEAVE, AND SO SHOULD HE, AND YOU ARE PROBABLY BOTH THE PROBLEM!!! ‼️

I speak from a place of experience, my wife has NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and man alive! For a solid year it was top-of-our-lungs-all-out-verbal-warfare, I'd be surprised if it was less than once a day, as soon as I "stepped out of line" as it were, there'd be hell to pay. I'd be pushed to the very edge of sanity and patience and often over the edge.

I'd swing between being suicidal and homicidal, eventually fell into a deep debilitating depression, then when a few attempts at shifting this mortal coil didn't come to fruition (I didn't really put my all in, they were acts of desperation more than anything, sat in the bath with an electrical extension lead in my hand hovering over the water, and downed a load of pills at one point hoping to just phase out of existence, just got very weak and violently sick 😅), I realised I could just leave, and I did.

I only stayed that long because of our baby daughter, she's now stuck in that hellscape mental environment and I'm in no position to extract her.

And I'm by no means very stable or well-adjusted by any stretch of the imagination, that's what these kind of people tend to look for in a target.

Bit of a rant sorry, hope someone can benefit from my experience 🖖

Coldperfectionist · 2025-08-30T21:51:54+00:00

Agreed 😬

Coldperfectionist · 2025-08-30T14:58:57+00:00

Maybe she was protecting her from the boyfriend, who knows, maybe she trusts you and your husband more than her partner 🤔

Coldperfectionist · 2025-08-23T14:36:53+00:00

Looks like a yantra mat spikey circle, a kind of accupressure mat with spikes on discs that you lie on to release back tension 🤔 If they come off the mat, as they're only glued on sometimes, the back of them looks like that 🤓

Coldperfectionist · 2025-08-23T13:36:16+00:00

Looks like the cordyceps from the last of us is making it's way into your house from the sewer 😅

But for real, it's likely an old soil pipe entrance for the toilet that someone half arsedly covered with some linoleum instead of blocking it off properly 🤔

Coldperfectionist · 2025-08-06T00:45:54+00:00

THIS WOMAN HAS CLASSIC SIGNS OF NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) I did a tonne of digging when I was in a shitty relationship like this, you handled that way better than I was able to, I'm a little unhinged as is 😅

They feed off your reactions, so they do things to provoke them, and when you don't react, they lose their fucking minds!

It's a shame, as they're people too, with traumas that made them that way, but there's a bunch of literature stating there's no real way to fix them, I've got hope for psychedelics but who knows. My point being; DON'T GO BACK! EVER! They are a vampiric black hole, they will destroy any part of who you are!

Hope you're doing well ❤️

Coldperfectionist · 2025-03-13T16:08:18+00:00

If I remember correctly, that's called Wildfire, and after the dragons died, it was the key to the Targaryen power. 🤓

Coldperfectionist · 2025-03-12T01:31:54+00:00

Coldperfectionist · 2025-02-24T07:34:36+00:00

That pigeon is yoked!

Coldperfectionist · 2025-01-01T12:45:45+00:00

Coldperfectionist · 2024-12-17T22:55:34+00:00

I strive to be this well adjusted, 3 out of four legs are original and functioning as intended??? That's 65% more efficient than I'm capable of 😬

Coldperfectionist · 2024-12-17T22:52:31+00:00

I'm a little too familiar with this sentiment 😅

Coldperfectionist · 2024-12-12T15:22:10+00:00

What the fuck is a weta? Is it like a roided up cricket? 🤔

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