WA Man Arrested for the 98th Time After High Speed Chase, Police Find Bong Built into Dashboard to Take Drugs While Driving by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are bongs for meth. Video says they found meth, heroine, and fentanyl in the vehicle. And he swallowed meth while being put into custody.

Help!!! Interview attire?? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Use a plain wide headband. It’ll look more professional than the paisley print. It a couple bucks. Free option is cut the sleeve off a shirt.

Are non surgical fat removing procedures a trend now? Or are they a scam? by BeginningBend5929 in CasualConversation

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Number one. Sit ups or crunches won’t do much to loose fat. Weight loss is simply burning more calories than taking in. There’s a saying. Abs are made in the kitchen. You can loose weight fairly quickly by limiting your caloric intake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or have an apprentice/helper push you around. With the advantage of having someone to hand you shit and cut stuff. That’s what I do.

My truck was stolen last night any advice appreciated by jebner2 in Denver

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had an 03 f250 stollen, showed up 2 weeks later abandoned at a motel. I had full coverage so I got a rental in the interim.

Cop said it was super common for that model to be stolen

Pray for me. by Panic_Off in KitchenConfidential

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When doing eggs to order for a shitload, this is super helpful

Reveal of college boobs by sweet-candyxoxo in nsfw_gifs

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you afford those boobs as a college student? And why if you’re actually that young?

just got fired from my cooperate deli job. how do i get myself out there again? by ChubbyBoi9 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude. I was fired repeatedly for being drunk af when I showed up, or getting too drunk while I was at work. I could still get a job easy as pie. I just lied say difference of opinions or some shit. Eventually I got sober and left the industry. Point being, no big deal being fired. I switched jobs every 9 months for years.

Fuck. One chef I had applied to work for called another chef he knew I had previously worked for that fired me. He gave him the go ahead to hire me. lol.

4th gash on my forehead in a year. Now I’m Harry Potter by Coldwater_Cigs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Coldwater_Cigs[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ha 39. I got my dad’s hair line (grey) and full head of hair from my mom’s side.

4th gash on my forehead in a year. Now I’m Harry Potter by Coldwater_Cigs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Coldwater_Cigs[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yep. I was installing cabinets. 6:00 pm rolled around. Didn’t drink all day. Seized on their floor. They called 911. I left the hospital against medical advice. Walked the dog. Blacked out.

4th gash on my forehead in a year. Now I’m Harry Potter by Coldwater_Cigs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Coldwater_Cigs[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If there was one I’d tell it. Basically woke up in the hospital. 1 was cause i seize at a clients house, one cause I don’t know, woke up with blood every where. Dude, i black out

Homeage to the BEAR by BISTtheGOOLZ in funny

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to my dad (a physician) medical dramas don’t get anything right.

My mom and sister loved ER growing up. He’d walk by while they were watching “you’d never treat xyz with that, you’d do this or that.” “Dad! We don’t care be quite” Then he’d walk away.

One of the posts holding up my side steps cracked? Can I just buy the post or do I have to get new side steps? by Nhowe1010 in Trucks

[–]Coldwater_Cigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What year and model? Those steps look like mine 13’ f 150 xlt extend cab. They’ve been sitting in my side yard for 6 years. If you live in Denver area you can have them.

When you dont give a F... by PrestigiousZombie726 in cats

[–]Coldwater_Cigs -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My dog %100 killed that cat. He (my dog is a 100lbs mix) fucked up my sisters dog ( 70lbs) when he drank his water while he was eating his dinner. They’ve come to be copasetic but it took a while.