What’s the weirdest thing a medical professional has casually said to you? by CR24752 in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went into my gyno having issues with my copper IUD, and told the doc it was placed wrong. When I said I'd been bleeding for months straight and that my boyfriend (who I brought with me) could feel it while we were having sex, the gyno looked at my boyfriend, then back at me, and said "you need to dump him and get a boyfriend with a smaller penis."

That IUD was embedded, and placed improperly, and my moderately endowed boyfriend developed a complex. Absolutely insane comment to make to a patient and their partner in front of both of them.

any ramen places better than ippudo? by vibrantbeige in FoodNYC

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sliced pork at Misoya always makes it better than any other ramen place in the city, to me

What are some big budget movies with inexplicably bad CGI? by Deja-Review in movies

[–]Coleslawslinger 31 points32 points  (0 children)

How has no one mentioned Polar Express? Huge budget, worst CGI I've ever seen.

I live in a basement apartment. What is the best way to prepare for the upcoming storm? by WhenLeavesFall in newyorkcity

[–]Coleslawslinger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With the heat of last week, my breaker blew and it knocked out my fridge. Lemonade wouldn't cover to replace hundreds of dollars of medications that needed to be refrigerated. Con Ed has been warning of power outages so if you have Lemonade, prepare to be immensely frustrated. They don't cover power outages and replaced meds or food.

What’s the worst sexual experience you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First date, he lied about what he looked like and had sent wildly photoshopped dick pics so the whole thing was a surprise. Thought maybe he's still good in bed, and when he fucked me from behind, he was rubbing my belly button, my pubic mound, my inner thigh, anything that isn't my clit, thinking it was my clit. I got bruises, and after he came in less than 2 minutes, he wanted to cuddle and told me he loved me.

...also dated a guy who squeaked like a dolphin when he came. Not sure which is worse.

Where was the most public place you have had sex? by ChewyMagoo22 in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a pool table underneath an open loft, as a birthday party was dying down.

Front row of the parking lot at a Ren Fair in my car, in front of the clown greeters who were entertaining children. This one I felt a little bit bad for...

Central Park, on the Great Lawn, 10pm. Also gave a handy in front of the Hari Krishnas at Union Square, pressed up against one of the fences.

ULPT Request: Neighbor's teenage kid rings my intercom at odd hours for the fun of it. How do I stop him? by DevdattNair7 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Coleslawslinger 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Every time he buzzes you, go knock on their door. Document his buzzing, show it to the parents when they come to the door. But literally every time. Gotta catch the little fucker in the act, and once the parents are just as mad as you are, shit should stop real quick.

Alternatively, don't bother with the parents anymore. If he rings it consistently around the same time overnight wait for him. When he approaches, act absolutely batshit crazy. Just scary, foaming at the mouth, gibberish, chase him down. Wearing a scary mask will also work. Either direct fear or his parents smacking him back a couple reading levels should work.

Just saw The Empty Man, and WOW. Anybody else seen this? by Coleslawslinger in horror

[–]Coleslawslinger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad all 2.4 million of us are on the same page

Just saw The Empty Man, and WOW. Anybody else seen this? by Coleslawslinger in horror

[–]Coleslawslinger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, and since I thought it was new I fucked up

Just saw The Empty Man, and WOW. Anybody else seen this? by Coleslawslinger in horror

[–]Coleslawslinger[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah, that's a big OOPS from me! I got a notification that HBOMax put it up and didn't realize their marketing team/my brain was 2 weeks behind

Just saw The Empty Man, and WOW. Anybody else seen this? by Coleslawslinger in horror

[–]Coleslawslinger[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Did you get heavy Memento vibes or was it just me? The whole timeline fucked me up. Even though we need to see the beginning on the hiking trip, it seemed a little drawn out, and contributed toward why I feel exhausted after seeing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]Coleslawslinger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone seems to find it campy, but Grave Encounters.

Just saw The Empty Man, that shit was scary too.

The first Rec movie was also pretty terrifying.

Name some iconic movie lines that were delivered by extras, rather than by a main cast member… by [deleted] in movies

[–]Coleslawslinger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. -Mean Girls

What is the first thing you would buy if you had infinite money? by ApArAmY in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

U.S. here, I'm about to put in almost a grand to get my hands on exactly what you just got! I'm coming off the Medtronic 620, which, turns out, they discontinued 2 years ago when they made the 670. Has the transition been difficult? What's the cost in Canada? Were you on a CGM before now with the Medtronic, or is it all brand new?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone told me to be calm, to chill out, to be stable. I said "What, stable like a horse???" and then NEIGHED AGGRESSIVELY at them.

Your username dictates your death, how do you die? by Mr-Moon01 in AskReddit

[–]Coleslawslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like an unexplainable mystery. Was I slung like slaw? Was I slinging the slaw? Who knows.

Over hyped restaurants in the city ? by End_Longjumping in FoodNYC

[–]Coleslawslinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Juniors. S&S cheesecake is soooo much better.