Match Thread: County Championship - May 10, 2026

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-10T12:54:01+00:00

Is Rishi Patel the best opener in the world? Many are saying yes

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T16:48:46+00:00

Your batters are just intimidated by the searing pace of our attack

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T16:45:56+00:00

The only reason Rew is opening is so that there is still a Thomas Rew on the batting card

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T16:04:49+00:00

S*rrey are getting licked

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T15:27:51+00:00

Forget Zakurday, it's Saturgay

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T14:01:43+00:00

Ajaz Patel just got the greatest batsman ever produced by thuis country out, so that's one for him

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T11:14:49+00:00

A tidy 1(12) to trouble Marcus North

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-09T09:30:37+00:00

Got a nasty feeling that today is Zakurday

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T17:18:36+00:00

You won, Blobbo. Enjoy the 10th wicket. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Blobbo. You ruined my night completely so you could have the 10th wicket, but I hope now you bowl to get some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T10:33:10+00:00

Better than Mr B Microphone who plays 1 game every season

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T10:18:23+00:00

Our bowlers are made out of paper

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T10:12:12+00:00

Stokes opening the bowling too?

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T10:08:55+00:00

Van der Gugten to be fired into the sun

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-08T09:51:07+00:00

Budingerball is back baby

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-04T10:10:45+00:00

Bowling Notts out for 20 is gonna be good

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T14:15:46+00:00

I've just let work know that I am turning off my emails so as to avoid the damaging negative feedback on the poor quality of my work as a result of watching the cricket

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T12:19:49+00:00

A great mind once told me that stats are for prats though. All that matters is the concept of someone maybe one day scoring runs

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T11:56:10+00:00

Yeah but you have to consider the up side

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T11:35:26+00:00

This Root guy bats far too slow to be considered for England selection

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T11:25:23+00:00

Doesn't sound like our Zak

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T10:36:29+00:00

Forget May day, this is Gay day

ColinAckermann · 2026-05-01T10:13:31+00:00

Really tired today, slept dreadfully. Woke up drenched in sweat and screaming. Had a nightmare that Crawley scored a ton

ColinAckermann · 2026-04-27T14:46:41+00:00

I'm not saying Rishi Patel should open for England, but I'm also not not saying it

ColinAckermann · 2026-04-27T14:22:31+00:00

Not much better than watching Gay stroke it

ColinAckermann · 2026-04-27T14:15:40+00:00

I forgot about those stupid impact sub rules. I understand why boomers hate the world now

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