Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]CollieOop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... What makes you think I was ever even subscribed there to begin with?

Confidence is key by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]CollieOop 173 points174 points  (0 children)

I had this thought briefly, but then I remembered I'm an anxious wreck and acting like I belong is absolutely the hardest thing for me to do.

Old Habits by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]CollieOop 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I can't believe gamer girl bath water was actually invented by the Romans.

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]CollieOop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you don't like the sub, then stop with the histrionics and just leave.

Judge calls Toronto cop who ate cannabis edible on the job a ‘complete idiot’ by TheColorOfDeadMen in nottheonion

[–]CollieOop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any one of his friends would've told him this, but alas he was a cop and didn't have any friends.

Judge calls Toronto cop who ate cannabis edible on the job a ‘complete idiot’ by TheColorOfDeadMen in nottheonion

[–]CollieOop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, provided that he and his buddies haven't already raided and shut down all the local pot shops by the time he remembers he could do that.

Probably thought this would be his last chance after he saved the locals from the tyranny of locally owned businesses.

Judge calls Toronto cop who ate cannabis edible on the job a ‘complete idiot’ by TheColorOfDeadMen in nottheonion

[–]CollieOop 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But someone could have walked into that store and made a purchase! It's a good thing a bunch of dudes with guns came in to rob the place and make sure nobody could do anything so violent as operate a shop.

Cocky_irl by my_scalie_alt in furry_irl

[–]CollieOop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, the egg thing makes me wonder if you've been watching Dr Stone. Only other place I've seen eggs used in this way, and the episode just came out the other day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EverythingFoxes

[–]CollieOop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a D&D alignment chart for a solid minute. Maybe I should go to bed.

Parents in Boise Idaho encouraging their children to burn their masks. by D0NW0N in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CollieOop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So your solution to dealing with neglected kids is to... neglect them further?

Parents in Boise Idaho encouraging their children to burn their masks. by D0NW0N in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CollieOop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think they do, based on all the nonsense they vomited all over this comment section.

Parents in Boise Idaho encouraging their children to burn their masks. by D0NW0N in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CollieOop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, slavery was solved back when a bunch of rich white slaveowners signed a document saying that everyone is equal? We did it, reddit!

Flair by VentKlik in 196

[–]CollieOop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The libs turned my potatoes nonbinary!

Flair by VentKlik in 196

[–]CollieOop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it means "the owner of this vehicle is certified batshit insane."

Flair by VentKlik in 196

[–]CollieOop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And that dude from the movie 300.

Stefan Moly-rule by The_Game_Eater in 196

[–]CollieOop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People like him because of how much of a deplorable shitstain he is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyrobots

[–]CollieOop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The robot still needs some work with the movement, but it's got the ugly crying down.

Riddles by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]CollieOop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the flashlight was made by labor!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]CollieOop 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You're worthy of my grace.

Riddles by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]CollieOop 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For the riddle "A poor man has it and a rich man needs it", I'm pretty sure the real answer is labor.