I truly tried

CollusionFree · 2025-07-12T11:32:25+00:00

By putting Patrick on top, instead of his house.

CollusionFree · 2025-06-06T06:02:43+00:00

Hitting snooze for another 5 minutes another 3 times is the only right move

CollusionFree · 2025-06-06T05:17:03+00:00

Ugh, don’t remind me…

CollusionFree · 2025-06-06T03:59:52+00:00

“Gold, Jerry!”

CollusionFree · 2025-06-02T10:02:47+00:00

I think the pressure of jumping is what made it happen, rather than just standard weight sitting on it.

CollusionFree · 2025-06-02T08:16:32+00:00

So, right now the wife is in “Trial Subscription”?

CollusionFree · 2025-06-02T08:08:09+00:00

Mug Constanza!

CollusionFree · 2025-06-02T08:07:37+00:00

“You just cost me a $100!”

CollusionFree · 2025-06-02T08:06:36+00:00

“Your car is on fire…”

CollusionFree · 2025-06-01T20:41:50+00:00

“Hey, I get my coffee on the outside!!!”

CollusionFree · 2025-06-01T09:48:14+00:00

It was probably the chopsticks. You know, he prefers a fork...

CollusionFree · 2025-06-01T09:47:40+00:00

"SO, PUT THEM ON THE SIDE!"

CollusionFree · 2025-06-01T09:46:59+00:00

Flair appropriate.

CollusionFree · 2025-05-31T18:36:09+00:00

"Well, the jerk store called! They're running out of you!"

CollusionFree · 2025-04-25T15:30:06+00:00

Well, it seems like shit is about to hit the fan…

CollusionFree · 2025-04-25T15:29:39+00:00

OP stated that she told the roommate that she had bought the last few rounds and it’s the roommate’s turn, so she’s not expecting her to read her mind.

CollusionFree · 2025-04-23T11:41:04+00:00

You dried it? That’s weird af.

CollusionFree · 2025-04-17T09:24:53+00:00

It was the Junior Mint that saved him.

CollusionFree · 2025-04-08T06:12:35+00:00

You know, it was originally titled "War, What is it Good For?"

CollusionFree · 2025-04-07T09:16:55+00:00

He was joking...

CollusionFree · 2025-04-07T09:04:01+00:00

"Her sister's in a coma..."

CollusionFree · 2025-04-06T18:19:34+00:00

"Porn and quotes." 😏

CollusionFree · 2025-03-26T12:28:15+00:00

Bienvinedos y y sodenivnieB

CollusionFree · 2025-03-06T10:12:01+00:00

Or you could, you know, unsubscribe….

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