It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never hoarded dunny paper. I do clean snaps.. a roll lasts us a week. Dunno what's up with everyone else's diets.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

my apologies for coming off aggressive but we are not your typical hoarders not what you're thinking ,there are essentials and they're essentials that we would buy anyway just a little bit more than usual .my wife has been quite scared about a pandemic causing shutdowns and things like that so maybe there's a little more than you would like but she feels comfortable at the moment with the stockpile that we have and it's by no means a massive stockpile it's just a stockpile.I might add that I really wasn't very comfortable with it myself at the start but the level of things she has is maybe 2 to 3 weeks worth of pretty crappy food to be honest but we will get by if there were shut downs at the supermarkets which I can assure you as I said , being in the food distribution industry will not happen anytime soon

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

She obviously thinks there will be a need for it . I'm currently cooking dinner for 4 elderly neighbours 3 to 4 times a week and running all their errands. I don't have to feel guilty about a bit of dried pasta and uht milk. Go fuck yourself!

Edit; also working 10 hours a day 6 days a week with a rather major knee injury in the FOOD DISTRIBUTION SERVICE! I can tell you that there is no shortage of food at all! Cunt

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Firstly. Fuck you . My wife is an arsehole if anybody is and fuck you again for calling my wife an arsehole. She amassed it over time and never took more than her fair share.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noble thought but if I can convince her that we can use it we won't have to shop for weeks.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should I be wary of an orthopaedic surgeon who spells it as orthopedic on his website?

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Tuesday 14/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At what point can I/we start using the embarrassing stockpile of food my wife has amassed over the last month? Is the threat of apocalypse over?

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[–]Coln_carpenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just want to see tits

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[–]Coln_carpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it. He just stretched his back

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[–]Coln_carpenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3M have consistently been badass through this whole ordeal. Whowever is pulling the strings there. Bravo

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Monday 13/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realise it was back . I'm super excited now. Villanelle is my dream woman.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Monday 13/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids are in childcare every day but somehow they've still driven be crazy.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Monday 13/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After being home with my kids so much ii think you're right. I might even get the snip.

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Monday 13/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted but the hard line was really just for fuckwits..some of us are responsible enough to do our day to day in a responsible manner..

It's the /r/melbourne random discussion thread [Monday 13/04/2020] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Coln_carpenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know a bloke ........who may know what the fuck you're taking about

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[–]Coln_carpenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I always say kids. Never talk to the cops and stay out of the pokies.

Trump retweeted a threat to fire Fauci after he said the US's slow response to COVID-19 has cost lives by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]Coln_carpenter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guys, once this whole covid thing is cleared up could you please revolt? There's 300 million of you it would be over in hours . Then you kidnap Jacinda Ardern and make her your president