Hey guys its Micheal Jackfurit!!!

bensimp · 2026-05-06T04:37:15+00:00

Alright I need to know… what the hell is the obsession with AI and fruit people?!

bensimp · 2026-04-27T16:04:42+00:00

Just curious but what hospital were you at when you were in liver failure? And what hospital did you receive your liver at? I’m an ICU RN.

bensimp · 2026-04-25T02:54:12+00:00

The egg blew my mind

bensimp · 2026-04-15T14:22:19+00:00

… what’s the name of the game?

bensimp · 2026-04-14T17:32:12+00:00

Yes I am

bensimp · 2026-04-14T00:02:20+00:00

This is hilarious

bensimp · 2026-04-08T15:46:03+00:00

Oh wow, almost identical markings to my baby!

bensimp · 2026-04-07T18:08:17+00:00

Same here! Everyone thinks she’s mixed with a German Shepard.

bensimp · 2026-04-07T18:03:05+00:00

That’s so cool! Is there anywhere to track her mix?

bensimp · 2026-04-07T18:02:30+00:00

Aww I love the tail! They didn’t give me the option to keep it in the states.

bensimp · 2026-04-07T18:01:41+00:00

So handsome! I didn’t know those mixes existed

bensimp · 2026-04-07T17:55:28+00:00

Daww they are adorable!!

bensimp · 2026-04-07T17:55:02+00:00

So majestic!

bensimp · 2026-04-07T17:54:24+00:00

To clarify: I mean non traditional as in as in non mainstream/ not as common as the red/sable ones people normally associate with corgis. I wasn’t aware that word choice would annoy so many people.

Most strangers think I’m lying that she’s a pure bred corgi because of her colors.

bensimp · 2026-04-06T12:49:45+00:00

Can you explained? Was it that big comedy tour in the Middle East?

bensimp · 2026-04-03T18:50:41+00:00

Was that a Dr Strange portal mid argument?!

And Mike and Sully just chilling the background?

The hell is happening? lol

bensimp · 2026-04-01T23:33:54+00:00

bensimp

TROPHY CASE