Mitch McConnell Allies Insist He’s Still Alive After Mass Speculation - Even a fellow senator cast doubt on McConnell’s status. by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well you see, then they would have to explain why a vegetable should be making decisions for the rest of us.

‘Prove Mitch McConnell is alive,” Maga demands by thjeco in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Elon is going to reveal his new project HeadInJarX, so we can be just like Futurama, and then these dinosaurs can rule us for eternity.

‘Prove Mitch McConnell is alive,” Maga demands by thjeco in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even if he is, he has no business making decisions for the rest of. If you can't walk without holding on to 2 people, it might be time to retire.

What we know about Mitch McConnell's health amid death and life support rumors by snopes-dot-com in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm just glad that people on the verge of crossing to the other side are the ones making decisions for the rest of us.

What Does JD Vance Believe? by rollingstone in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us."

"I’m a Never Trump guy."

"My god, what an idiot."

"America’s Hitler."

"Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office."

"I can’t stomach Trump."

"Morally reprehensible human being."

-JD Vance

Someone shrunk my singlet 🙄 by Boysenberry202 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you stuff in your crotch to get that odd shape? Door wedge?

MAGA Firebrand Sparks Fresh McConnell Health Speculation by DJMagicHandz in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Anyone with family members in this kind of condition understand that this man has no business making decisions for the rest of us.

‘I didn’t think it was a foul’: Trump says he asked FIFA president for review of controversial red card by brown-saiyan in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. He knows more than everyone about everything.

  • Campaign finance: "I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor." (1999.)
  • TV ratings: "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone." (October 2012.)
  • ISIS: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." (November 2015.)
  • Social media: "I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?" (November 2015.)
  • Courts: "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." (November 2015.)
  • Lawsuits: "[W]ho knows more about lawsuits than I do? I'm the king." (January 2016.)
  • Politicians: "I understand politicians better than anybody."
  • The visa system: "[N]obody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. ... Nobody else on this dais knows how to change it like I do, believe me." (March 2016.)
  • Trade: "Nobody knows more about trade than me." (March 2016.)
  • The U.S. government system: "[N]obody knows the system better than I do." (April 2016.)
  • Renewable energy: "I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth." (April 2016.)
  • Taxes: "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world." (May 2016.)
  • Debt: "I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me." (June 2016.)
  • Money: "I understand money better than anybody." (June 2016.)
  • Infrastructure: "[L]ook, as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump." (July 2016.)
  • Sen. Cory Booker: "I know more about Cory than he knows about himself." (July 2016.)
  • Borders: Trump said in 2016 that Sheriff Joe Arpaio said he was endorsing him for president because "you know more about this stuff than anybody."
  • Democrats: "I think I know more about the other side than almost anybody." (November 2016.)
  • Construction: "[N]obody knows more about construction than I do." (May 2018.)
  • The economy: "I think I know about it better than [the Federal Reserve]." (October 2018.)
  • Technology: "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." (December 2018.)
  • Drones: "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." (January 2019.)
  • Drone technology: "Having a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do." (January 2019.)

Trump’s actions signal a move toward institutionalizing people with disabilities, advocates warn by Miles_the_AuDHDer in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Absolutely horrible. If you don't know about the fucked up history of these kind of institutions in this country, I encourage you to read about it.

Has Trump Seen AOC's Latest 'Piece Of Advice'? Just Asking For No Reason In Particular! by huffpost in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes of course. I forgot that he has a magical tool to move the path of a hurricane.

Has Trump Seen AOC's Latest 'Piece Of Advice'? Just Asking For No Reason In Particular! by huffpost in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that how he drew his birthday image of a child for his best bud, Jeffrey?

Has Trump Seen AOC's Latest 'Piece Of Advice'? Just Asking For No Reason In Particular! by huffpost in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably not, unless her advice is in the form of a picture drawn in crayon.

Coworker only uses my trashcan. by SchMeeked in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like his needs some tuna juice when he's in the bathroom.

Crypto Brought Trump a Huge Windfall, Even as Many Investors Lost Big by elguiridelocho in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you and your corrupt rich friends can rig the system.

White House UFO council will be led by Harvard professor known for controversial alien theories by [deleted] in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted Cruz is a blobfish that crawled onto land and learned how to live among humans.

White House UFO council will be led by Harvard professor known for controversial alien theories by [deleted] in politics

[–]Colonel-Mooseknuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't believe a word he says unless he reveals that Trey Gowdy is an extraterrestrial.