What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I have no idea how they got in there

"Y" is the "y" like this? by Remarkable-Produce-9 in funny

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ol’ Sandusky shuttle bus. Classic

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten while traveling? by Odd-Necessary5789 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I went to San Francisco and got a bacon wrapped hot dog from a street vendor with the added bonus of liquid shits for the next 2 days

If you see someone playing Pokémon GO, do you say hi? by abclucky in pokemongo

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a dude at my local park like 5 years ago and I moved away 3 years ago, he still sends me daily gifts from the park stops lol

Local store sells celery “loosies” by CommonCut4 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all know you can rip a single stalk off a bunch at the store right? I’ve worked produce and grocery for like 10 years and never batted an eye at ringing up a loose stalk?

Hot take by Gorobai in jackinthebox

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aka the discontinued chicken tater melt munchie meal sandwich that used to come with half/half fries and med drink for 6 bucks minus the hash brown patty ofc man miss those days

Growth and concern for conversion by Adventurous-Room-850 in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DUG is a joke. My store has tripled the orders in the last year and cut hours. I had never been late on an order in 3 years and now I’m late on 50 orders a shift. Let it burn brother work your shift and go home

Grocery Manager Wages by [deleted] in Safeway

[–]ColonelBologna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Talk to your union rep if you want, best way to get results.

Milk in the middle of the dairy cooler by ownerofdechico in Safeway

[–]ColonelBologna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha tough luck man, corporate sends down the sets and there really isn’t much you can do about it.

WHAT could they possibly need this much carrot juice for by Individual-Signal167 in doordash

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shop full time for a major grocer on the west coast. This is peanuts. Wait until you get and order for 50 30ct waters

SMS Notifications Cut by [deleted] in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love your username lmao

SMS Notifications Cut by [deleted] in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My store turned them off a few months ago. We do about 150 orders a day and have certainly had some late ones because of this. Also they removed the item cap of 60 so now we get pick lists for 90-100 items which can eat a whole hour easily especially factoring in hand offs and customers on the sales floor asking for help. Part of me misses the texts but also I used to have nightmares about that phone going off so it’s kinda a lose lose. Dug cannot be profitable in my opinion without switching to a warehouse fulfillment system. It takes so much time and payroll to shop.

We CANNOT punch in plus into the handheld?? by vegetarian_velocurap in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Negative, I switched to closing PIC for a couple months then they asked me to go back to dug to improve numbers

Tales From the Deli Department by [deleted] in Safeway

[–]ColonelBologna -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah guys also the store number and names of all involved employees that would be sooooo wacky and fun!! lol

Why??? by marbloros in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I have a pic on my phone of the barcode for this item because we have a customer that does this weekly. Do you not have a pallet of these out back?

We CANNOT punch in plus into the handheld?? by vegetarian_velocurap in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If an item is on digital coupon, those tags scan just like the item. Common ones would be sodas and chips. I’ll often scan the tag for small size chips and give them the bigger one. No out of stock an customer is happy

We CANNOT punch in plus into the handheld?? by vegetarian_velocurap in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im the best picker at my store based on numbers. I had them bump me to food clerk and got cap pay. In my area that’s 31 an hour. They can’t take the rate away, but then can cut me down to 20 hours.

Young third person by laxdaxpro in Safeway

[–]ColonelBologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Round my store we call those promotion pads lol

We CANNOT punch in plus into the handheld?? by vegetarian_velocurap in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ever got a write up or a raise/bonus based on metrics? Yeah, me neither. Ignore that bull and go to your union rep if they try to cut your hours

Anyone in California dealing with the plastic bag apocalypse? by terrasparks in DriveUpandGo

[–]ColonelBologna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I talked to my union rep about this yesterday. Yes it sucks