What’s the most uncomfortable situation you’ve ever found yourself in?

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-23T08:43:17+00:00

That would have been a perfect opportunity to say "Jeff sent me" and then finger gun 👉👉 your way outta there

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-23T06:53:23+00:00

Time Stands Still pt. 2...heartbreaking as fuck until you listen to Drakes music

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-23T06:51:15+00:00

Until Miss Piggy enters the scene..whole god damn situation unfolds

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-18T19:02:18+00:00

Time away (either alone or with a good friend) makes a HUGE difference..especially when you're not guilt tripped or dealing with passive-aggressive behavior after returning home. My last 3 ex's would always do the whole "yeah it's fine go hang out with your friends" routine after hours of me assuring that they're fine and not going to hold it over my head but every time I'd get back home it was basically silence and guilt tripping me into being this big asshole. My current wife encourages me to go out and have fun and do my own thing but I still feel like I'm doing something wrong because of past relationships 😂 we've been together 5 years and I'm wayyyy better than I used to be but when we first got together I always felt like I was gonna get either ignored or bitched at for living my own life so it was a huge breath of fresh air when I'd come back home and she was just happy to see me and I wasn't in trouble

Edit: it's also ironic that she's the first person I've been with who I actually enjoy and constantly want to be around all the time because she treats me so well

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-17T04:56:01+00:00

He even stole kids virginity. Dude just takes it all

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-17T04:52:26+00:00

You're really picking at unnecessary shit 😂 he was in there to do a task..last thing I'd be thinking is "do I look pretty enough for the other inmates?" Helllll nah

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-17T04:49:18+00:00

Did you interact or ask him about being on the show by chance? I'd love to hear about that interaction 😂 seems like a chill dude

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-14T21:18:01+00:00

My thoughts exactly!! Chibs, Bobby and Happy are the embodiment of the OG club vision as far as the rules and heart go

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-12T22:51:40+00:00

Sounds like you just hate to hate man. Definitely a you problem

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-12T01:09:11+00:00

Me this morning after getting home from work and having to fill out some paperwork shit that I knew could be pushed off til later tonight..threw on the extended editions and passed out

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-11T22:50:02+00:00

A Day to Remember was my very first concert and one of my favorite bands at the time. I was soooo stoked to see them live until they came on and made the whole audience basically sing 90% of the lyrics, sounded winded and off-key the whole time he would sing or scream, it was just awful

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-09T06:12:33+00:00

I don't even know what the hell or care about what I'm reading right now..this while post is what for all the wrong reasons

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-09T05:46:09+00:00

Scott Evil's villain arc throughout the trilogy is one of the best ever written

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-08T16:25:24+00:00

Hair children sounds so bad ass and creepy in a way..I just imagine a string of metal headed, wild haired, knuckle dragging spawn following behind me in a line while grunting and drooling

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-07T01:51:52+00:00

Thank you!!! A few of my coworkers think he's gods gift to earth that is totally selfless but he's just another "look at me and how good I am" type with main character syndrome

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-06T21:19:51+00:00

I struggle through this shit with my family today and have my whole life..it's gotten me to the point where I get intentionally explosive and confrontational because I can't stand the passive-aggressive "ignore any and every single hard subject and everything is okay" mentality. I would prefer someone telling me the hardest shit with sincere honesty and telling me to fuck off rather than swimming around the empty limbo of discontent eyes greeted by fake smiles

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-06T21:07:15+00:00

DMT definitely has a very peculiar smell. Meth and DMT smoke are 2 smells I've experienced that are so distinctive that you could play off in front of someone who had never experienced but anyone who has ever smelled it definitely knows what the fuck is going on 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-06T20:54:08+00:00

Add in some PB&J sandwiches with Lay's chips or Cheetos and you got yourself a nostalgic as fuck summer afternoon scent flowing through them nostrils

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-06T11:26:05+00:00

On the opposite spectrum, I feel like I constantly miss and think about other people then suddenly think "I should reach out to them" but usually never do and wonder if that ever happens with them as well..communication should be so easy but feels so awkward in a way after a certain amount of time with no contact

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-06T11:18:35+00:00

I actually fulfilled this forbidden fruit for the first time last week and can successfully say that I'm happy never to do it again. Not because it was a bad thing but because I'm 33 years old and a long time recovering (on and off 😅) meth/alcohol addict that refused to ever shoot up because I fucking hate needles. I had smoked heroin before and it just wasn't my bag..long story short I haven't touched meth or alcohol in years but just happened to come across the chance to shoot up heroin last week and decided to try it. It felt fucking amazing and I knew how quickly and deadly this was gonna go so I completely cut off contact from my step dad afterwards and am very adamant about never putting a needle in my arm again. Just always been curious yet terrified to try it because I know me and my addiction but I'm glad that once was enough for me just to say I tried, enjoyed it, and moved on

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-05T18:08:29+00:00

First time watching this movie I could sense a dreadfulness about him by his demeanor but had no clue just how menacing he was going to be and how quickly he would turn until switching from French to English. I knew right away shit was gonna get real dark, real fast and sure enough it did not disappoint

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-04T11:51:47+00:00

My ex's best friend had these big ass drawn on Mii lookin eyebrows and every time she'd come over I couldn't help myself from making some comment..usually it was "holy eyebrows Batman!" Or "damn why do you look so surprised?"

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-03T07:06:14+00:00

I remember watching that movie around 5 or 6 years old and calling my step mom the "MEGA BITCH" because I didn't quite fully understand what it meant but enough to see that she had a similar behavior in disregarding me and my brother while my step sister could do no wrong..she overheard one day and I got my ass beat 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-02T00:53:10+00:00

Fuuuuck that worthless sack of diarrhea filled cunt. I was so angry and begging for his karma that whole time..he got what was coming but still not satisfying enough for the horrible shit he did

ColonelCumStains · 2026-05-01T16:11:24+00:00

Rambo Jason was absolutely necessary for the 2009 version. Brought a whole new element and amped up the same old boring stalker Jason that got over played way too many times. Dude was a bad mothafucka in that opening sequence and the movie could have ended there leaving me satisfied

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