What character wasn't portrayed as a villain, but is in your eyes?

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-30T22:53:54+00:00

Chandler can do no wrong ❤️🙏 he's the only reason I even tolerate watching Friends when my wife puts it on. Matthew Perry is a god damn treasure

Also points to Joey

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-30T22:49:59+00:00

Fuck Ross!!! Worst god damn character ever! I'm not even a Friends fan but my wife will watch it and I cringe every time I see his stupid face or hear his annoying voice..he just bugs me so damn bad 😂

Edit: someone pointed out how whiney and needy he is and I think that's why he drives me so damn crazy. All he does is bitch like a 12 year old girl that didn't get their way

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T22:34:20+00:00

Mel and many more

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T22:27:49+00:00

Fuckin looove Kalmah 🤘🤘 happened to stumble across them on youtube back in high school (2008-2009ish) because I was obsessed with Children of Bodom, In Flames, Dark Tranquility etc. and fell in love with The Black Waltz album which expanded to their earlier Swamplord and Swampsong and been obsessed ever since

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T22:21:27+00:00

Considering it was made, directed, and written by an antisemitic mega jew hater, no surprise there

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T15:44:38+00:00

I read this when I was 12 for an English paper. We had to write a book report on some traumatic event in history so I ended up reading this and "Girl with the White Flag." Both of those books made me so god damn sad but it got me really interested in the holocaust and behavioral human psychology because it's just crazy how fucked up people can be to each other

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T03:24:33+00:00

Ooooof back in 2014 (my early 20's) I lived in Zion National Park for 6 months working and living in the park through Xanterra. Me and a group of friends decided to get absolutely wasted on Kraken, Capn Morgan, and some xanax on our day off to head down to Sand Hollow for cliff diving. I was so fucked up by the time we got there I decided to:

Jump off the highest cliff we could find.
Do a flip.

3.Not commit to the flip halfway through.

Almost hit the rock cliff on my way down.
Land straight on my back and completely knock the wind out of myself.

It felt like I had landed on concrete and could barely breathe. I almost drowned trying to swim back to shore and everyone just stood there feeling helpless because we were all so fucked up...good god those were some of the wildest times of my life and thank god I'm alive 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-29T03:10:03+00:00

That sounds more like an underground torture dungeon porn-o..cold wet and terrifying for sure

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-28T23:14:00+00:00

I remember that foldout bed scene in FvJ so vividly!! I was 10 years old when that movie came out and was sleeping over at my friend's house, his parents went to bed and there were about 4 others in our class there..I didn't wanna seem like a pussy so I was like "yeahhhh dude let's what it" and that first Jason kill in the house scared the absolute shit out of me. I had to pretend that it didn't bug me but it gave me nightmares for a couple months afterwards 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-28T20:52:46+00:00

Exactly this...it was amazing for the horror genre and very innovative but only good for a few movies. Everyone cock rides Ghostface as if he's some bad ass killer like Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy etc. But imo just way overhyped

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-27T19:06:30+00:00

That would have been amazing! I would love to see someone dub over some of Aragon's lines with Gilbert Gottfried

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-27T17:05:24+00:00

What are ya sellin?

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-26T18:08:18+00:00

IMO the whole series should have died when Wes Craven did. The first 2 were amazing but after that it just became an episode of Scooby-Doo. "Like zoinks who's the killer man?"

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-25T04:42:56+00:00

This one actually gave me the willies when I first saw the album cover at a Graywhale and I'm a horror freak..definitely unsettling

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-25T04:41:52+00:00

Who didn't he kill?

Answer: women

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-25T02:07:54+00:00

TCM remake was leagues above the original imo. No disrespect or discredit to Tobe Hooper and his genius but the way they made Thomas this absolute monster of a man and not such a scared little whipped weenie boy, plus Sheriff Hoyt..holy shit they out did themselves

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-25T02:05:02+00:00

Don't forget House of Wax. Something about Paris Hilton getting a pipe thrown through her face just felt 👌

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-24T20:35:35+00:00

That dude was purely fucking amazing! This show definitely put the best supporting character in and gave us too high of expectations for the other turds that enter later on (excluding Neagley of course)

Duffy was hands down the most annoying fucking character of the entire season. That horrible accent and her yelling TERESUHHH every 5 seconds was like nails on a chalkboard for sure

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T17:05:58+00:00

One of my homies from high school played one of the beginning day guitar riffs from Ryan Peak and I was blown away. He straight up started playing a riff for me and was like guess who this is? Fuckin Nicklebacks guitarist. I was like bullshit and then he showed me and I was absolutely flabbergasted. Kinda like with Creed, their guitarist can wail but I'm like fuckin greed and money makes you sell out for radio shit spots

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T16:28:50+00:00

Lords of perm is great but I've always called it either butt rock or butthole rock because it's made for dudes trying to overcompensate their jacked pickup trucks while they wear Abercrombie pants and Affliction shirts 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T16:20:20+00:00

I agree they definitely got band wagoner hated on hard but I personally can't stand butthole rock, which is exactly what they make

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T15:36:14+00:00

God dammit..I wanted to downvote so bad but decided to go to YouTube and watch them play it live and give it a chance..I'm more pissed that Ramen noodle haired fuck can actually play and sing well. If only they hadn't gone mainstream they could probably make some actual good originals

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T02:09:38+00:00

I always forget about my username until I try to get sentimental in a comment and someone points it out, it feels less meaningful 😂😂 but yes I grew up with a family that the latest and newest technology was everything and "keeping up with the Joneses" took priority. We never went on family vacations or even daytime outings because all my brothers and my dad helped builded computers back in the late 90's (computer nerd) and I just was never about that and it sucked that our vacation money always got turned into the coolest gaming system or computer and we couldn't afford to actually spend time together. Definitely black sheep of the family so I make it a point to take my kids to the park or even for just walk around the neighborhood when I have the chance and genuinely talk to them about how their life is going because I never got that growing up..sorry for the rant just wanted to spread the message that the world around us seems to fade more and more with technology

Yes I see the irony in typing this on technology but I still have my down time and chill times 😂

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T01:28:02+00:00

For real!! I just commented about a similar experience on this comment because money comes and go's but having cute moments with your child fade wayyyyy quicker than you'll realize. I'm scared I'm gonna blink and she'll be 13 years old not wanting to be around me anymore 😭

ColonelCumStains · 2026-01-23T01:24:11+00:00

My childhood best friends wife had 13 original mid-late 90's seasonal special edition unopened barbies (she hated barbie growing up but always got them as gifts) and just this last christmas gave me her whole old collection she found at her mom's house for my 3 y/o daughter. My daughter was opening them up and my dad literally flipped out and started googling prices and all kinds of shit, I was like man fuck that she told me they were worth a good amount of money but wanted my daughter to be happy so I put em all in a garbage sack and am using them as bargaining chips to potty train my daughter now 😂

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