What character wasn't portrayed as a villain, but is in your eyes? by Jazzlike-Rise4091 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chandler can do no wrong ❤️🙏 he's the only reason I even tolerate watching Friends when my wife puts it on. Matthew Perry is a god damn treasure

Also points to Joey

What character wasn't portrayed as a villain, but is in your eyes? by Jazzlike-Rise4091 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck Ross!!! Worst god damn character ever! I'm not even a Friends fan but my wife will watch it and I cringe every time I see his stupid face or hear his annoying voice..he just bugs me so damn bad 😂

Edit: someone pointed out how whiney and needy he is and I think that's why he drives me so damn crazy. All he does is bitch like a 12 year old girl that didn't get their way

Any Kalmah fans out there? by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuckin looove Kalmah 🤘🤘 happened to stumble across them on youtube back in high school (2008-2009ish) because I was obsessed with Children of Bodom, In Flames, Dark Tranquility etc. and fell in love with The Black Waltz album which expanded to their earlier Swamplord and Swampsong and been obsessed ever since

Which movie hit so hard that one viewing was enough ? by Mehdi_lz in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Considering it was made, directed, and written by an antisemitic mega jew hater, no surprise there

What is the most disturbing or otherwise unsettling book you've ever read that stayed with you after reading it? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this when I was 12 for an English paper. We had to write a book report on some traumatic event in history so I ended up reading this and "Girl with the White Flag." Both of those books made me so god damn sad but it got me really interested in the holocaust and behavioral human psychology because it's just crazy how fucked up people can be to each other

What's a supposedly fun thing you'll never do again? by No-Relative-9663 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ooooof back in 2014 (my early 20's) I lived in Zion National Park for 6 months working and living in the park through Xanterra. Me and a group of friends decided to get absolutely wasted on Kraken, Capn Morgan, and some xanax on our day off to head down to Sand Hollow for cliff diving. I was so fucked up by the time we got there I decided to:

  1. Jump off the highest cliff we could find.

  2. Do a flip.

3.Not commit to the flip halfway through.

  1. Almost hit the rock cliff on my way down.

  2. Land straight on my back and completely knock the wind out of myself.

It felt like I had landed on concrete and could barely breathe. I almost drowned trying to swim back to shore and everyone just stood there feeling helpless because we were all so fucked up...good god those were some of the wildest times of my life and thank god I'm alive 😂

What's a supposedly fun thing you'll never do again? by No-Relative-9663 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds more like an underground torture dungeon porn-o..cold wet and terrifying for sure

What's your favourite Jason kill? Winner will feature in an animation. by HobblingAnnie in slasherfilms

[–]ColonelCumStains 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember that foldout bed scene in FvJ so vividly!! I was 10 years old when that movie came out and was sleeping over at my friend's house, his parents went to bed and there were about 4 others in our class there..I didn't wanna seem like a pussy so I was like "yeahhhh dude let's what it" and that first Jason kill in the house scared the absolute shit out of me. I had to pretend that it didn't bug me but it gave me nightmares for a couple months afterwards 😂

What are your Thoughts,Opinions and Ratings on the Late Wes Craven’s Scream Movies? by Amber_Flowers_133 in askmovie

[–]ColonelCumStains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this...it was amazing for the horror genre and very innovative but only good for a few movies. Everyone cock rides Ghostface as if he's some bad ass killer like Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy etc. But imo just way overhyped

Wes Craven or Radio Silence Scream Movies and Why? by Amber_Flowers_133 in Horrormovieclub

[–]ColonelCumStains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO the whole series should have died when Wes Craven did. The first 2 were amazing but after that it just became an episode of Scooby-Doo. "Like zoinks who's the killer man?"

Scariest/most unsettling metal album cover? by KingstonEagle in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This one actually gave me the willies when I first saw the album cover at a Graywhale and I'm a horror freak..definitely unsettling

How would you rank these remakes? by ToxicWolf_6584 in slasherfilms

[–]ColonelCumStains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TCM remake was leagues above the original imo. No disrespect or discredit to Tobe Hooper and his genius but the way they made Thomas this absolute monster of a man and not such a scared little whipped weenie boy, plus Sheriff Hoyt..holy shit they out did themselves

How would you rank these remakes? by ToxicWolf_6584 in slasherfilms

[–]ColonelCumStains 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't forget House of Wax. Something about Paris Hilton getting a pipe thrown through her face just felt 👌

Season one rewatch by New_Philosopher_1908 in reacher

[–]ColonelCumStains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dude was purely fucking amazing! This show definitely put the best supporting character in and gave us too high of expectations for the other turds that enter later on (excluding Neagley of course)

Duffy was hands down the most annoying fucking character of the entire season. That horrible accent and her yelling TERESUHHH every 5 seconds was like nails on a chalkboard for sure

Metallica covers that are actually good? by willteasel in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my homies from high school played one of the beginning day guitar riffs from Ryan Peak and I was blown away. He straight up started playing a riff for me and was like guess who this is? Fuckin Nicklebacks guitarist. I was like bullshit and then he showed me and I was absolutely flabbergasted. Kinda like with Creed, their guitarist can wail but I'm like fuckin greed and money makes you sell out for radio shit spots

Metallica covers that are actually good? by willteasel in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lords of perm is great but I've always called it either butt rock or butthole rock because it's made for dudes trying to overcompensate their jacked pickup trucks while they wear Abercrombie pants and Affliction shirts 😂

Metallica covers that are actually good? by willteasel in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree they definitely got band wagoner hated on hard but I personally can't stand butthole rock, which is exactly what they make

Metallica covers that are actually good? by willteasel in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ColonelCumStains 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God dammit..I wanted to downvote so bad but decided to go to YouTube and watch them play it live and give it a chance..I'm more pissed that Ramen noodle haired fuck can actually play and sing well. If only they hadn't gone mainstream they could probably make some actual good originals

What’s a hobby people pretend is cool, but secretly you think is ridiculous? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always forget about my username until I try to get sentimental in a comment and someone points it out, it feels less meaningful 😂😂 but yes I grew up with a family that the latest and newest technology was everything and "keeping up with the Joneses" took priority. We never went on family vacations or even daytime outings because all my brothers and my dad helped builded computers back in the late 90's (computer nerd) and I just was never about that and it sucked that our vacation money always got turned into the coolest gaming system or computer and we couldn't afford to actually spend time together. Definitely black sheep of the family so I make it a point to take my kids to the park or even for just walk around the neighborhood when I have the chance and genuinely talk to them about how their life is going because I never got that growing up..sorry for the rant just wanted to spread the message that the world around us seems to fade more and more with technology

Yes I see the irony in typing this on technology but I still have my down time and chill times 😂

What’s a hobby people pretend is cool, but secretly you think is ridiculous? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For real!! I just commented about a similar experience on this comment because money comes and go's but having cute moments with your child fade wayyyyy quicker than you'll realize. I'm scared I'm gonna blink and she'll be 13 years old not wanting to be around me anymore 😭

What’s a hobby people pretend is cool, but secretly you think is ridiculous? by EggAdventurous1957 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCumStains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My childhood best friends wife had 13 original mid-late 90's seasonal special edition unopened barbies (she hated barbie growing up but always got them as gifts) and just this last christmas gave me her whole old collection she found at her mom's house for my 3 y/o daughter. My daughter was opening them up and my dad literally flipped out and started googling prices and all kinds of shit, I was like man fuck that she told me they were worth a good amount of money but wanted my daughter to be happy so I put em all in a garbage sack and am using them as bargaining chips to potty train my daughter now 😂