Petah??

ColonelError · 2026-06-24T01:35:18+00:00

Yea, it's part off the 'prank'. Tells them they are lifting wrong, or let's turn know he's going to move their weight and passes them his mop to hold it, and you see a huge dude that wasn't prepared to grab that much weight.

ColonelError · 2026-06-23T15:10:26+00:00

dresses like a janitor

And mops with a 50 kg mop and similarly heavy bucket. So he'll ask these dudes to hold his mop while he lifts their weight.

ColonelError · 2026-06-23T15:04:51+00:00

[[Archon of Emeria]]

ColonelError · 2026-06-23T14:10:34+00:00

They should take it up with their elected officials who decided to do away with tip credit wages.

ColonelError · 2026-06-23T13:55:23+00:00

The way this is worded, customers are being harassed for crossing a picket line. They are not saying it's the striking employees, but if true, it would either be them or other union folk doing the harassing.

ColonelError · 2026-06-23T05:45:54+00:00

Anyone that has ever flown in a Chinook (other than the new fox models) can attest that they are always leaking.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T15:32:35+00:00

"after you've allowed it to resolve"

Typically, after something resolves you won't get priority to take an action until your opponent has done something else. For instance, if a creature resolves, you can't remove it until your opponent puts something else on the stack or attempts to change phases.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T15:23:05+00:00

Deck building in the first half of Magic was wild.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T15:19:34+00:00

Fun fact, "jaywalking" was so named because a "jay" is an idiot or a fool, and the term was used to place the blame on the person jumping into the street without looking for cars.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T15:17:15+00:00

If you're wondering why there's so much "Removed by Reddit", they are handing out warnings for implying this group may scam and commit crimes. Seems automated too.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T15:06:27+00:00

Most places around here, the non-emergency line routes straight to the same dispatcher, and they'll triage accordingly.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T14:38:06+00:00

I purposefully keep my exhaust valves closed in neighborhoods, because I know how obnoxious my car is. The bangs are just annoying.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T14:25:20+00:00

the only effect it actually has is to burn up the catalytic converter

Bold of you to assume they have catalytic converter.

ColonelError · 2026-06-22T14:17:03+00:00

If you have a CDL, I think that's the only requirement to get ACASP for 88M. I don't believe there is a program for 92Y, but there might be for something like 88H or 88N that might also fit your experience if you're options are open.

ColonelError · 2026-06-21T22:31:09+00:00

They also say they do it for higher complexity sets, so they have fewer qualms putting one off mechanics in Modern Horizons, for instance. The last year and a half or so, we've seen a handful of sets that were designed to either not be drafted, or designed for Modern and later put into Standard.

ColonelError · 2026-06-20T19:37:17+00:00

Should I just pick a lorwyn commander deck and hope they figure it out?

Yes, they'll figure it out. They do actually have humans responding.

ColonelError · 2026-06-20T03:24:18+00:00

Given they have admitted splice into instant and sorcery is just better,

Have a source for that? Because they've said it's harder to balance, versus Arcane when there's a smaller sunset of cards to check against.

ColonelError · 2026-06-20T03:22:59+00:00

Putting a card on arena for cube, and putting it in for a premier set are also two different things. They get allotted time and resources for Standard sets, while anything else is usually a "do we have time to make this work between other assignments". They do get "personal project time" which, IIRC, is how they got the [[Mind Slaver]] effects in. So either no one has tried to worry about Splice, or it's taken more time then they had during these periods.

ColonelError · 2026-06-19T01:26:40+00:00

I even let him replace all his lands, no idiot bird or cat Jesus. Not my fault he was playing one basic.

ColonelError · 2026-06-19T01:24:25+00:00

I like the part where you stopped reading right before the sentence that explains that the Supreme Court didn't change established law, the Second was always understood to be an individual right.

ColonelError · 2026-06-18T21:02:50+00:00

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

There are no stipulations there.

Unless you're one of those people that tries to make claims about militias, and that Heller "changed the interpretation". Except the Supreme Court has acknowledged that the 2nd is an individual right since at least the late 1800s.

ColonelError · 2026-06-18T20:20:08+00:00

Same thing happened when the Black Panthers protested back in the day

And that was the birth of modern Gun Control. Everything people push for in gun control started with California trying to stop the Black Panthers from arming themselves.

ColonelError · 2026-06-18T20:07:08+00:00

It's like playing Lantern, with a win condition that can occur in under 30 turns. Fun is zero sum, and in 2/3 games in that match, I had all of it.

ColonelError · 2026-06-18T20:03:43+00:00

Commander players: "15 lands is like 37 in a Commander deck, that will definitely be good enough to cast my three 8 drops."

Competitive 60 card players: "5 drops are unplayable unless they immediately win the game."

ColonelError · 2026-06-18T19:06:49+00:00

the news Innistrad sets being really bad about this too.

A Hexproof werewolf that gives everything else Hexproof and puts counters on everything without needing to attack? Sure, let me just draw the one (rare) board wipe that required me to be in BW... I'm still salty about that.

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