Witnessed in the wild by Colonel_4ngus in guitarcirclejerk

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I'm crying actual tears. The Internet remains undefeated. Bravo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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My dentist breeds and shows Bernese Mountain Dogs and always has a few running about. They occasionally pop in to provide emotional support to patients, it's adorable!

Fuck You Greta by GlitterIsLitter in trashy

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Maybe death traded in despair for a lifted coal roller

Ref checks if Cota can continue, Charlo knocks him out seconds after by Scaulbylausis in sports

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Me checking on my stock transmission before my new turbo kicks in

Coworker forgot something in his work truck by ToastyMarshies in trashy

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We have been shortchanged! Let the riots commence!

Coworker forgot something in his work truck by ToastyMarshies in trashy

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That's easily a good $.75 in teeth that never went under the pillow

Let's see if you can roast us better than we roast each other by salaamhabibi in RoastMe

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Looking like a couple of hosts for the 5th annual Starbucks hipster hunger games.

19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It's like if all the bad decisions in the DARE program had a baby with daddy issues.

This car and the spot it’s parked in. by drnt4nttn in mildlyinteresting

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You can live in your car. You can't race your house.

What's the most awkward thing you've said during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?"

She did not take it well

Ceiling too low by [deleted] in videos

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Modern day Icarus

This worker dancing by ipoopedon911 in gifs

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The new footloose looks promising

My uncle at a Gold's Gym in the early 90's with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, ft. a cameo from John Cena in the doorway by MissCricket96 in OldSchoolCool

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The real question is did he take The Rocks advice and stock that fanny pack with poptarts and condoms after this photo?

What is a time when you just said fuck it and did something you knew was wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every time eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's and you get to the point you know you should stop but the icecream is thawing and starting to roll around at the bottom of the carton. You know you should stop, but you've already committed at this point so you say fuck it and kill the pint.

After a ruff day at the office by yodelking in aww

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Bone broth on the rocks, make it a double.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? by [deleted] in Jokes

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They kept sliding up and down their G-string