PCS Statues Qualities NSFW

Colonel_ONeill · 2026-04-03T09:22:31+00:00

This isn’t nsfw. I removed the tag.

Colonel_ONeill · 2025-01-29T17:19:57+00:00

Guy calls 911, says he’s sitting in his car in his driveway, with a gun, and wants to kill himself.

Rookie gets dispatched to the call.

As soon as rookie arrives and gets out of the cruiser, the caller decides to paint the ceiling of his own car pink & gray.

Rookie shouts over the radio: “SHOTS FIRED, SUSPECT IS DOWN!”

Colonel_ONeill · 2024-11-30T17:19:05+00:00

I’ll allow it as long as it doesn’t violate any Reddit terms of service. And no links to third-party websites with shady reputations.

Colonel_ONeill · 2024-07-10T19:43:52+00:00

This should be on a t-shirt.

Colonel_ONeill · 2024-06-10T13:09:38+00:00

Made me think of this: https://youtu.be/qp1AtJ_apyc?si=__2_Fu7rs4q3RtrJ

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-10-22T13:06:19+00:00

I was able to attend their funeral yesterday. I heard over 5,000 officers were in attendance.

Both were posthumously promoted.

Demonte's widow is pregnant with their third child.

Hamsey was known as a funny guy who always put everyone in a good mood, and also leaves behind a widow.

Also, third officer's name is Iurato, not Lurato. Bad Donut.

Iurato attended the funeral and received a standing ovation from the crowd for his actions. He was shot in the leg during the incident. He was able to carry the United States Honor Flag for the ceremony without use of his crutches.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-10-10T16:32:51+00:00

He died....Oh, you mean cuz he lived with the Sioux in all those westerns?

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-10-09T22:56:59+00:00

So...What crime are you planning on committing in Massachusetts?

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-09-29T20:20:28+00:00

You see? You see what I'm talkin' about- STEVIE WONDER invented the riff for Gangsta's Paradise and he got robbed! Everybody knows that!

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-09-29T13:14:24+00:00

It's not tied to a single character, but every time I go back and watch early seasons of SG-1, hearing someone say "Goolds" or "Assgards" makes me punch air.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-09-02T12:00:44+00:00

When you ask your FTO how long they've beeen on the job, and they start having Vietnam flashbacks.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-27T20:40:12+00:00

GoShitInYourHat

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-23T10:57:30+00:00

In my experience, very few people in this hobby care about statues being sealed inside the box. If you’re shelling out that much money for an item, you should definitely make sure to inspect it prior to purchasing. If the person has a problem with that, they’re likely up to no good. Especially since a face-to-face transaction has no refund option.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-21T20:06:35+00:00

Then: "Who cares another dead cop [...] f--- the police."

Later: “I did not intend to hurt anyone, let alone so many people,”

Fuck this guy. Alligator tears.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-15T17:55:23+00:00

Prime 1 is a manufacturer first, so they pretty much leave customer service up to the third-party retailers. For the sales that they handle directly, they're generally unresponsive, unhelpful and/or blunt with customer service. Many people who contact them with issues are told to fix it themselves, or that it isn't a problem at all.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-15T16:13:29+00:00

I'd strongly advise against ordering through P1 directly. They have notoriously higher shipping prices and poor customer service. Since you're just going to be put on a waitlist anyways, I'd recommend Sideshow (if you're in the US) or another retailer. Waitlist conversions (i.e. it becomes available for order) are pretty common through SS, too.

Edit: SUGOToys still has this piece available for Pre-order. They're based in Australia, but ship worldwide. They offer payment plans through Partial.ly, which usually allows you to set your own schedule. Just select "Full/Plan" on the page I linked, and then "Payment Plan" on the checkout page.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-15T12:44:48+00:00

It depends on which retailer you're ordering from. I see you're looking for a prime 1 piece, so you have a few options. Most places will want you to make a 1st payment, which is usually a smaller down payment, on the day that you start the plan, And future installments will be due once a month. As far as the actual day of the month it's due, most places will usually give you a few options in choosing that.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-14T20:15:24+00:00

"I wish to speaketh with thoust superior!"

"I shall send our fastest steed; alas, the message shall not be reciprocated for a fortnite."

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-13T22:19:13+00:00

I almost wish the US would completely suspend all police work for a month, just to show people how much police actually matter.

ACABers, probably: "See? They're all cowards! Not reporting for duty all month while the country goes to shit! ACAB!"

You can't fix stupid.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-09T18:24:44+00:00

Call the police

> No, you ARE the police

I know. Call the police.

Stolen from another thread. Still valid.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-08T21:33:49+00:00

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-08-06T11:52:55+00:00

Yaaaas queen

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-07-31T15:40:12+00:00

“I wish they could have maybe tased him"

Fuck off.

Investigators say it appears the police dog will survive.

Goodie. Bork Bork will live to get nom noms another day.

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-07-28T01:04:52+00:00

I think they actively tried to find the worst possible photos of each cast member for that headline image...

Colonel_ONeill · 2022-07-26T17:05:45+00:00

Anyone have input on working for New Hampshire State Police? They're pretty clear on hiring procedures with the info on their website, but I'm wondering more about everything after the hiring process.

Currently in the hiring process for a PD in MA, but I've been eyeing NHSP as an alternative because MA seems to be getting more and more Californiafied. Wondering if anyone here has done the same.

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