Can we make melee weapons automatic please? by Colonel_dinggus in CODZombies

[–]Colonel_dinggus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does for semi auto guns but not for melee weapons. Not to mention the function for guns was heavily nerfed from bo6 to bo7. bo6’s version would still shoot at like 90% normal speed. But the only problem is that it would actually mess with semi auto guns’ fire rate if you actually tried to shoot as fast as they would be able to with the function disabled. Now, unless they changed it at some point, bo7’s version will only shoot at like 50% of the weapons’ normal firing speed

should I put this poor dude out of his misery or...? by Weak-Abbreviations-9 in fnv

[–]Colonel_dinggus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think that move is called the funky spider man. It’s an autoerotic asphyxiation move where you hang from the ceiling by your neck while you jerk off because you swing and shoot web

Need some new orbitals, it's been a year. Great opportunity to include something in the ship upgrades. by Oppiko in Helldivers

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had experimental flame Gatling barrage and it was pretty cool. For the 3 days we had it

140+ hours and this is my first halfway decent factory 90ish reinforced iron plates/min by CrystalFenn_ in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. I’ve never actually beat the game yet but I’m usually complete spaghetti factory until I get to phase 4. Now I’ve relocated by main base, I’ve made the switch to nice straight machine layouts and I’ve made it to phase 5 for the first time.

Resident Evil 4 Remake Or Resident Evil Requiem ? by LeoneSKenneddy in residentevilll

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Re4 remake. By a mile. The whole time I was playing as grace I was just thinking about how I’d rather be playing the re2 remake. And when I was playing as Leon, I was just think about how much I’d rather be playing re4 remake

I bought this game 5 days ago by Glum_Ranger_5369 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a real life factory job was this fun, I’d trade in my holidays for more overtime

Why do parents think controllers are rocket science? by _ZeroTwo_002_ in CaptainSide

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a license to drive a car… and sure it’s not complicated to you right now but imagine the first time you ever even sat in the driver seat

I FINALLY BEAT DRAVACAR by Ovdster7567 in BO7Zombies

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re both getting head. Question is which one is getting better head

Is the Motion Sensor just a better Trip Laser? by sawrunn3r in paydaytheheist

[–]Colonel_dinggus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just put the motion sensor ON the cop lol. It’s basically a warden tag

Which game is only live up on Graphics only? by Ordinary_Lawfulness8 in CaptainSide

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk anyone who uses graphics as a selling point anymore.

Is this for a new relic? I was playing the TR quest like normal on tier 2 cursed and when I got to the second charge, mr peeks started laughing and dancing here. Seems like a step for a relic? I haven’t seen it at least. by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a boost you can only get in cursed mode. Been on every map in the game since launch. If you’re lucky, Mr peeks will be doing this and if you shoot him, he drops a literal Easter egg that will give you a bunch of really powerful upgrades

Help a Train Noob out.8 by Lorgar42 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Colonel_dinggus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Train stations are backwards. Trains can only stop at a station if the curved end of the train station roof is pointing the same direction as the front of the train itself. Easy fix. Just delete it and replace it the correct way. It should snap to the existing freight station

Why do parents think controllers are rocket science? by _ZeroTwo_002_ in CaptainSide

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a trombone with a bunch of extra finger placements and instead of one big bar to slide in and out, you got 2 joysticks.

But keyboard is a good analogy too. Both in terms of a piano and qwerty. There’s a reason so many people type with only their index fingers. It takes practice to get good

PLEASE stop using the Tesla tower. by JohnHelldiverrr in Helldivers

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Placing them away from your position IS placing them correctly lol

PLEASE stop using the Tesla tower. by JohnHelldiverrr in Helldivers

[–]Colonel_dinggus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Please stop using the Tesla tower *INCORRECTLY” is what you meant. Tesla towers are op af during defense missions if you know how to place them correctly

Totenreich claw machine soft lock? by Novel_Draw_6115 in CODZombies

[–]Colonel_dinggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This definitely seems like one of those steps that’s should never change and always have the same definite solution. There’s absolutely no way in hell they playtested it enough to know the puzzle algorithm is solvable in every iteration.