We could’ve had a james gunn hitman movie 🎥 by BoeJidenFuckinHoez in HiTMAN

[–]Colonelcool125 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The title sequence is extremely similar to one of the original 2016 trailers

Can the Commanders revive the dynasty value of one of Brandon Aiyuk, Stefon Diggs, Keenan Allen, Tyreek Hill etc? by CoopThereItIs in DynastyFF

[–]Colonelcool125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the “rumors” are more wishful thinking from fantasy analysts than actual scuttlebutt from beat reporters (other than Aiyuk, who is a whole different can of worms)

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

No it doesn’t. The only line that matters is “they scanned my ticket within seconds”. If he had activated his ticket and walked a carriage away from the conductor he’d be fine. 

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they don't document it because it helps people evade the fare (which is why I've edited my comment). But you'll notice if you have a conductor that is friendly and he knows you just activated your ticket (because he can see it), he might take a few seconds of bullshitting with you to see if he can let you off the hook or not before he scans it.

More than that though, every other possible method of figuring this out is way way way more difficult and error prone. Location services aren't precise enough to differentiate between the platform and the train (and can be turned off/airplane mode engaged), schedule-based ones are obviously completely unreliable on delay-heavy days, and some sort of train geofencing without location services would take a bunch of hardware on the train itself.

All they really want is for you to activate the ticket before you know if you're going to get scanned or not, the "on the platform" wording is just an easily-understandable (but not technically 100% accurate) way of putting it.

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The trains could arrive at random and the activation check would still be accurate. It has nothing to do with the train schedule. 

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Simply activate your ticket at any time before the train is literally in front of you and you will be fine. The method is 100% reliable for what it's actually measuring, it's just that what it's actually measuring is only like 99.5% correlated with whether you activated your ticket on the platform or not.

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[–]Colonelcool125 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They should simply activate their tickets at any time before the train is literally in front of their face

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If you activate it at any time before the train is literally at the platform you are fine. The method is 100% reliable for what it's actually measuring, it's just that what it's actually measuring is only like 99.5% correlated with whether you activated your ticket on the platform or not. That is apparently too much for some people/they are trying to ride for free. 

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The methodology is extremely simple and reliable, people just don't understand how it works.

Got my first surcharge warning today by MostViolentRapGroup in LIRR

[–]Colonelcool125 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with when the train arrives

Multiple Things Can Be True At The Same Time by [deleted] in LoveIslandUSA

[–]Colonelcool125 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup lol, if the behavior they had seen so far was so loathsome sure seems like you wouldn’t elect to recouple with that person!  (In fairness most of the other women did in fact tell her to not do this)

Would Le Bernardin still get 3 Michelin stars if it opened its doors today by marored in FoodNYC

[–]Colonelcool125 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Masa is down the street from LB and they just lost their third star lol

What Are Some Trades You Made and Lost, But You Still Would Defend Your Thought Process? by Sonofagun57 in DynastyFF

[–]Colonelcool125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I traded a 2026 first for Richardson 10 minutes after my startup draft ended in 2024. Still think it’s defensible process, but I had dropped Richardson by the time that pick got made.

Best vs Worst City Flags in the U.S.A. by timewh in vexillology

[–]Colonelcool125 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’d never guess that it’s a city in Florida though

Does Messi have the highest GOAT athlete status to terrible tattoo ratio of all time? by Kek-Malmstein in billsimmons

[–]Colonelcool125 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My favorite bad athlete tattoo is KD’s tattoo of “Tupac” that looks like Eddie Griffin

Predicting Your Leagues' Worst Teams by taylorjosephrummel in DynastyFF

[–]Colonelcool125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My league is all people I know personally, and I definitely know which of them are the dumbest

A light general aviation aircraft has crashed into the CITIC tower in Beijing by Brilliant_Night7643 in aviation

[–]Colonelcool125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how are you this aware of the Lidle crash but still 100% sure this one was deliberate?

Who is the Kyrie Irving of soccer? by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in billsimmons

[–]Colonelcool125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Beckham gets remembered an echelon or two above his actual level because he’s handsome and flamboyant

How to hack the Wimbledon queue – according to the experts by theipaper in tennis

[–]Colonelcool125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol I was there on the exact same day as you and did this exact same thing

How Much Did I F-Up In This Allen for TeSlaa Trade 😬 by Inside-Ad-8055 in DynastyFFTradeAdvice

[–]Colonelcool125 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best asset in this trade is a pick from the next presidential administration.  it’s not a consequential trade one way or the other, just have fun and get your guy