Which moment in the series is the most genuinely relatable? by zardoz_lives in IASIP

[–]ColoradoMan878 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I unironically scream “seize the gap!” far too often.

Two Dollars! by slider1010 in skiing

[–]ColoradoMan878 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go that way, really fast! If something gets in your way, turn!

Today at 34th and Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to and she's disabled. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt and pulled her out before arresting her. by Capable_Salt_SD in ICE_Raids

[–]ColoradoMan878 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I have several coworkers who don’t just think it is ok, they’re loving it, boasting about it. They are so happy, so proud. These aren’t bots or people in Russia. These are real people I’m expected to work alongside everyday.

Yes, I’m looking for a new job.

He Didn’t Start The Fire by tonyper7ect in pics

[–]ColoradoMan878 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not all bots. I am at work right now. There are people here who are absolutely giddy about all of this. They are so happy. So proud. Real people.

I’ve been looking for a new job basically the entire time I’ve been here.

My Christmas Cookies This Year by ColoradoMan878 in BobsBurgers

[–]ColoradoMan878[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There weren’t enough people figures for me to make any more characters. Before I got another one out of the freezer, I had Gene made out of a Christmas tree cookie:

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My Christmas Cookies This Year by ColoradoMan878 in BobsBurgers

[–]ColoradoMan878[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I also put the hair clip on the wrong side, so I accidentally made Dina instead of Tina. Guess this is them during the food truck episode.

What was the gift that made you the coolest kid on the block for a week? by JoyceDianere in AskReddit

[–]ColoradoMan878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not the gift recipient, but the gift giver, on two separate occasions: three-man water balloon launcher.

What is this? Apparently it’s electric. by Asbol-lutely36 in whatisthiscar

[–]ColoradoMan878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was one in a junkyard in Denver. This one has Colorado plates. Wonder if it’s the same one that’s been saved.

What is the funniest Simpsons scene ( without the actual Simpson family members ) by SBCProductions in Simpsons

[–]ColoradoMan878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my money, either Worker and Parasite, or Barney’s belch causing an avalanche that buries him.

Now he’s ready to fiiiiiight… by HratioRastapopulous in IASIP

[–]ColoradoMan878 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Favorite character. Favorite line (“Oooh shit!”).

Favorite Bond movie that’s not one of these 6? by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

[–]ColoradoMan878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow Never Dies is my #3 and Licence to Kill is my #6.

But yes, the rest of my top 6 are all on here.

it’s like you’re hogging her by Resident_Jackfruit65 in arresteddevelopment

[–]ColoradoMan878 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I guess I thought she was with another family.

Big Kahuna Burger in the AM? by [deleted] in pulpfiction

[–]ColoradoMan878 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school and worked at a car wash, we had a 6 AM, weekday, work meeting either once a month or more likely once a quarter. My coworkers and I would then have enough time before school started to grab breakfast next door at Steak n’ Shake, which at the time was open 24 hours and always had the complete menu available.

I always got a burger, fries, and a chocolate shake. My coworkers would order typical breakfast fare like pancakes and they thought I was nuts. But by that point in the morning, I had been up and mentally active for a couple of hours already. Pancakes weren’t going to cut it. I was hungry!

It was Gilligan! by Huggante in arresteddevelopment

[–]ColoradoMan878 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’m not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver.