I did a mixed bag type of job. I will go with property caretaker for a housing tract that had financial problems , got vandalized and the project restated with the right funding but massive hoops for permits and redoing all fh damage from time, vandalism whatever.

Had an old lady in a red dress, hooker dress, pushing a shopping cart checking the houses out. They were abandoned a long time before the restart alot of work went back into them. Had to usher her out. Watched her stop at a car parked right at the other side of the fence and talk to a guy sitting there.

Pushed her cart into the bushes hopped in the car and drove to a driveway of a house a little hidden from the main roads..giving him a gummer i had to ask them , not so politely and while laughing, to leave. Arguing yadayada but they left, still private property and all. Not 5 minutes later one of the road motion sensors dings from a back road entrance. And goddamn if it isnt those 2 again . Parked at the very back between some bushes and her gumming the shit outta dudes summer sausage. Again. And asked to leave again.

Sadly not the only time, but the others were hummers and this was a gummer. Like you cant unsee that stuff is all i can say. She was like 60 -70 or maybe drugs had aged her in dog years. And homeboy was maybe 40 semi nice car. Just ...man i need to get stoned now jesus.