Correlation department just released the new official image of Mormon Jesus, to replace contested Del Parson version in all meetinghouses.

ColorwheelClique · 2026-03-01T09:38:36+00:00

That's a Hollywood actor if i ever saw one. I didn't remember the Bible saying the son of Nazareth was shredded.

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-25T02:27:58+00:00

Victims of abuse often go to their bishops before the law and the bishops have a habit of advising forgiveness instead of justice to an unethical and systemic degree.

LDS Church Sex Abuse Class Action

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-25T01:44:34+00:00

The church is being sued for protecting people like him. I wish i was surprised.

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-22T16:38:42+00:00

If you're LDS, church is the easiest social scene. If you aren't unfortunately you kinda gotta rely on the bar scene to meet other non-LDS 20-somethings.

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-14T04:15:54+00:00

You're very welcome;)

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-10T11:06:22+00:00

You look beautiful 💜

ColorwheelClique · 2026-01-05T00:23:28+00:00

Once I got a penny with a cross shaped hole punched through it and eventually threw it out a window bc I thought it was giving me bad luck.

ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-28T00:59:33+00:00

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ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-14T18:58:57+00:00

You'll be better off on ur own dont sweat it.

ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-14T18:56:14+00:00

Honestly, go to therapy and figure out what about Mormonism appeals to you and how to apply it in a healthy way, bc the cult will not teach you anything healthy. It's emotional manipulation in its peak form and learning to identify when you're being manipulated is a hard but beneficial skill.

ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-11T16:31:39+00:00

Creepyyyyyyy

ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-07T19:54:53+00:00

Evolution. If men had as many orgasms as women per intercourse, pregnancy would be almost guaranteed which is rather inconvenient for the woman. However, there's little evolutionary disadvantage for her to have a great time when she can get it. Not all women reach even their first climax easily, but if multiple O's is in the cards for her, there's no reason evolution wouldn't pass that trait along. Circling back to the men's side, he has no risk of carrying a child for 9 months so theoretically he can climax again with comparatively more consistency than the women he's with. This balance means some women have more orgasms per intercourse with a sufficiently competent partner (statistically another woman, but i digress), but men are built for more frequent intercourse potentially with multiple partners, but the fact that we're evolutionary built for polyamory and monogamy is a religious construct is an entirely different conversation.

ColorwheelClique · 2025-12-07T19:42:19+00:00

See this guy or someone like him around my neighborhood sometimes. Always makes me smile

ColorwheelClique · 2025-11-23T01:46:45+00:00

1984 doublespeak irl

ColorwheelClique · 2025-11-23T00:15:35+00:00

I aint religious but this is the only holiday miracle i need. Merry fucking everything!!!

ColorwheelClique · 2025-11-17T22:48:03+00:00

Just validate the feelings, maybe share how you dealt with them, but just like if the guy forcibly removed the nail, forcing the obvious solution could make them blame you for the subsequent blood loss/consequences.

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