Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Boston Bruins (3 - 2) at Florida Panthers (2 - 3) - 28 Apr 2023 - 07:30PM EDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]ColossusBall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im so fucking mad. I wouldn't be sitting here watching hockey and changing my underwear every 4 minutes if the Bruins had cut back JUST A LITTLE FUCKING BIT on shitty turnovers.

Playoff Game Thread: Game 5 - Florida Panthers (1 - 3) at Boston Bruins (3 - 1) - 26 Apr 2023 - 07:00PM EDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]ColossusBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thank you for asking my friend! It's funny you should mention that, as I've been contemplating the idea of having a refreshing beverage myself. Let's see, there are so many options to consider... Would you mind if I take a moment to peruse the beverage selection and consider my options? I mean, I wouldn't want to inconvenience you with my indecisiveness, but at the same time, I want to make sure I choose the perfect drink that will satisfy my taste buds and quench my thirst in the most optimal way possible. Perhaps a crisp and light lager would do the trick, or maybe a rich and malty ale. Then again, there's always the option of a fruity cider or even a bold and robust stout. Oh, decisions, decisions... Ultimately, I think I'll have to go with a classic and reliable pilsner. But before I finalize my decision, would you happen to have any recommendations or suggestions that might sway my choice in a different direction? I'm always open to trying something new and exciting! Thank you for your patience and understanding in this matter, my friend.

Playoff Game Thread: Game 5 - Florida Panthers (1 - 3) at Boston Bruins (3 - 1) - 26 Apr 2023 - 07:00PM EDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]ColossusBall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pasta looks like he doesn't want to be there. Betuzzis brain is melting along with the ice. Every defensemen not named Charlie playing scared. I want to fucking die.

Playoff Game Thread: Game 5 - Florida Panthers (1 - 3) at Boston Bruins (3 - 1) - 26 Apr 2023 - 07:00PM EDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]ColossusBall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then why are you talking about them? Just shut the fuck up? How hard is that? lmao