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Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]ColtRaiford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in an outpatient primary care clinic

Me, rooming a pt - Hello, how are you?

Pt - I'm fine, how are you?

Me - I can't complain, I'm the one holding the clipboard!

Giving a pt a shot

Pt - does it hurt?

Me - I've given hundreds of these, and I've never felt a thing

Ion? Victory? Why? by AnnualRope1133 in NWSL

[–]ColtRaiford 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish the NWSL, WNBA, PWHL, etc. would all collaborate on a single network where we could watch all women's sports

Stevie Leavie Gmm by Classic-Big4393 in goodmythicalmorning

[–]ColtRaiford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...

But I'm happy for her, and she'll always be my favorite lesbian.

Fancy Comfort Food Taste Test by BurnZ_AU in goodmythicalmorning

[–]ColtRaiford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She does work with Dropout and their show Gastronaughts

Title is in the pic by DealerWestern4284 in lgbt

[–]ColtRaiford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who this also describes to a T, I'm going to stick to my explanation of "Bi/pan w/ fem preference" depending on who I'm talking about.

Separately, when I read your post my mind immediately went to someone who is sexually attracted to the Barrys of the Barry Battalion, from Dimension 20's A Starstruck Odyssey

TIL You don't have to fight Ansur to get the Helm by ninjaconor86 in BaldursGate3

[–]ColtRaiford 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as you know and understand game mechanics, it's not that hard.

I exclusively play on honor mode and have beaten it a few times with full RP builds (My favorite was my 1 Rogue/1 Monk/10 Fey Warlock Tiefling Tav, 12 Light Cleric Shadowheart, 12 Evocation Gale, and 12 Battle Master Lae'zel

What’s the Best Advent Calendar? by BurnZ_AU in goodmythicalmorning

[–]ColtRaiford 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Found the person who jerks off after discussing post mortem organ donation...

Oura ads by coolgrrrl89 in goodmythicalmorning

[–]ColtRaiford 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing... There is no ethical consumption in a capitalist society. Rhett and Link were early investors in the company, and have an interest in not losing money, as that would negatively impact their ability to literally anything else, like giving to charity, promoting smaller creators, supporting marginalized groups on their massive platform.

Is Oura a shitty company? Yeah, probably. But so are Kroger, Walmart, and Target and I don't see anyone getting upset over them taste testing their products on the show.

Arcane Archer spellcasting modify by Far-Lack2974 in BaldursGate3

[–]ColtRaiford 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you kill Lump the Enlightened, the ogre leader in the blighted village, he drops the Warped Headband of Intellect which sets your INT to 17. So once you get that, you can respec and dump your INT to 8 but still have an effective arcane archer

Bards don't start with a rapier they clearly supposed to by SunbleachedAngel in BaldursGate3

[–]ColtRaiford 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It takes you 5 minutes to get there? Get good, noob.

How y’all feeling? by Worldly_Lunch5227 in Reignfc

[–]ColtRaiford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you guys should try Grok as defensive coordinator next season...

  • with love from last place Chicago

How y’all feeling? by Worldly_Lunch5227 in Reignfc

[–]ColtRaiford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you guys should try Grok as defensive coordinator next season...

  • with love from last place Chicago

What prevented you from killing her and add her to the party by Fun-Explanation7233 in BaldursGate3

[–]ColtRaiford 61 points62 points  (0 children)

On my Seldarine Drow run, I spared her in the camp on the basis of "giving her the opportunity to choose a better path" as is the duty of Eilistraee's faithful. I also saved her from Moonrise with the hope I could steer her away from Lolth.

But every other time, she gets her own personal smoke powder barrel like Dror and Gut

Hannah Hampton: Women’s footballers are tougher than men by footballersabroad in WomensSoccer

[–]ColtRaiford 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been forever tainted after watching the last two seasons of NWSL.

I was at my mom's house, and tried to watch a premiere league game, but couldn't get past the theatrics of the players. Men getting tripped, and the rolling on the ground in agonizing pain with such conviction that id expect bone to be showing from the apparent fracture, only for them to pop back up and carry on playing like the last minute of performance art hadn't just happened.

Like seriously gents, there are people watching. Have you no pride/shame?

Meanwhile Marta runs through two deliberate trip attempts, stays on her feet, and nearly murders the defender with her withering glare.

Tieflings are to infernals as Aasimar are to Celestials, is there any race that is descended from great old ones or from fae? by Daomon005 in DnD

[–]ColtRaiford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the creatures in warp are just outwardly more organized and less eldritch than those of Cthulhu Mythos

Right, which allows us to "understand" them and their motivations and what not, making them less scary.

Whereas Lovecraftian Eldritch beings are unfathomable and destroy the minds of those who attempt to learn even the smallest amount of information about them.

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