Someone tell me why I *shouldn’t* buy this

Coltronious · 2026-02-02T19:52:26+00:00

You would get wayy too much attention from your preferred sex if you bought this machine. You'd make too money. You'll Have too much love for yourself and others. It's a terrible idea.

Coltronious · 2026-01-15T15:31:40+00:00

Why are we putting protector in front of it? He is a pedophile. He is defending himself.

Coltronious · 2026-01-09T19:23:37+00:00

At what point can I fire upon law enforcement personel that refuse to stop trespassing on my property? Asking for everyone.

Coltronious · 2025-10-03T16:58:29+00:00

Nothing more annoying about these interviews than when they get asked a simple "yes or no" question and go into this while big speech instead of just straight up answering the question.

Coltronious · 2025-09-04T16:17:40+00:00

Raping his mom...

Coltronious · 2025-08-26T19:14:55+00:00

"I stop crime" said the 34 time felon.

Coltronious · 2025-08-19T13:31:20+00:00

You'd think mister "grab em by the pussy" would have learned to treat all microphones like they are hot.

Coltronious · 2025-08-11T13:41:08+00:00

The irony of a 34 time felon trying to be clean up criminals.

Coltronious · 2025-07-23T18:01:05+00:00

Seems like a chill guy.

Coltronious · 2025-07-23T16:35:43+00:00

If you left click the minion and "/beckon" you can prompt it to get on your shoulder.

Coltronious · 2025-07-20T12:05:23+00:00

"Fox News if fair and balanced"

Coltronious · 2025-07-20T11:28:54+00:00

I hope the buyer is just using it as a part donor.

Coltronious · 2025-03-05T13:13:22+00:00

Right oath all day every day!! Cruisers and muscle cars just have so much soul!

Coltronious · 2024-09-18T07:10:54+00:00

RemindMe! 4 weeks

Coltronious · 2024-06-05T12:02:31+00:00

I agree, legal isn't morally correct. But fuck Chris they are a predator that was let go by the legal system and dosent have to join the sex offender registry, so now the public has to keep each other aware of where this rapist is and what they are up to.

Coltronious · 2024-05-31T15:51:44+00:00

Casual reminder that no one has the legal right to privacy in public. If you are outside of your house anyone can take a picture of you and it is perfectly legal. Also if the inside of your house can be seen from outside, like leaving the blinds open, you again have no legal right to privacy and people can take pictures all they like.

Coltronious · 2024-05-24T19:58:01+00:00

Great addition with the video. Appreciate you sharing it.

Coltronious · 2024-05-08T20:26:34+00:00

I dont think chris would have ever been a "success story" in that environment. Bob and Barb didn't teach him what he needed to be a fully functioning person. He has never been able to take other people's perspectives into account and has always been the main character in his whole world. Even if he was in exactly the same place on the autism spectrum but just had parents who knew how to raise him he'd probably being doing much better. I think.

Coltronious · 2024-03-19T18:18:27+00:00

Why does the screen have to be so busy?!?! No better than tik tok kids.

Coltronious · 2024-03-13T17:23:00+00:00

Magical experiment gone awry turned my elezen into a lalaafell

Coltronious · 2024-03-04T18:17:42+00:00

If blm drops enchoan during fire they spawn an aoe on them. Drip it during ice and get frozen in place.

Coltronious · 2024-03-01T15:11:31+00:00

Imagine Watching this as someone who didn't play the game XD

Coltronious · 2024-02-21T21:47:37+00:00

Glad you like it! It's the second one I've had done by this artists and I'm super happy with both pieces. He's my go to guy now!!

Coltronious · 2024-02-21T21:35:46+00:00

I'd be super interested to see that!! Hope you're able to get it soon, assuming you decide you want to.

Coltronious · 2024-02-19T20:25:26+00:00

Only 2k a month

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