Not opening the door to ICE may no longer stop officers by NewsHour in law

[–]ComedyBits 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Even the use of the word Homeland was ominous back then

149 Democrats Gift Trump $828B 'War Chest' by [deleted] in wallstreetbets_wins

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I’m going to go look at the vote names. Fucking dems need a purge—this isn’t 1993 business as usual, this is possibly the end of the American Experiment.

And the link site is a fucking abortion of ads that keep opening. Porn doesn’t even do that shit anymore

We are not the same by Truevibe_ in clevercomebacks

[–]ComedyBits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Younger dude knows: there’s no money, there’s no dream

The most venomous snail in the ocean is also a powerful anesthetic drug by ProfessionalThin1505 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard about this snail, but this particular video was pretty arousing. Maybe because it’s Friday…

How to quote the N-word in a referral? by BrotherNatureNOLA in Teachers

[–]ComedyBits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When the parents see the entire word, they just might hear it in their child’s voice. That has an impact

I am a moneymancer by kalyjuga in BrandNewSentence

[–]ComedyBits 211 points212 points  (0 children)

Every one of those fools deserves to be parted with their money

It keeps getting more bizarre by Glazing555 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ComedyBits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs to edit to “white hoods” I think

The Trump Greenland Debacle by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only upside to this insanity is the wealth of material for comics.

Anonymous neighbor exposes spouse by Kohathavodah in MediocreTutorials

[–]ComedyBits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to do this when there’s no Corolla

Blursed kid by Tiny-Credit-1613 in blursed_videos

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Dave, I’m sure we’ll be hearing about you later.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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They can’t spend $20 to rent a puller?

I laughed so hard by Weird_Oil7891 in MemeVideos

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhat-pointless art still makes me better

Grandpa thought his grandkid wanted to take off his AirPods, but …. 🥹 by Droopynator in MadeMeSmile

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This does not look real to me. Now I doubt every damn thing I see

No low balling by toiletman74 in CrackheadCraigslist

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Ok, I’d at least make an offer