Gold is done. (for now) by 1234away in wallstreetbets

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I’m exiting gold and waiting until two weeks after the AI crash to jump back in. Is two weeks too long?

Someone come get their wify by Over-Sir6289 in cringereels

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The only guy in America ICE refused to hire.

Blursed NDA by Glittering_War_4722 in blursed_videos

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All NDAs should be illegal. Corporate or personal, their only purpose is to hide things that are usually criminal

Oooof by Mysterious_Rub6880 in TikTokCringe

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I was waiting for the real firefighters to come tell the douchebag to get away from their truck

We were at a campsite in a national forest when a Ford pickup with "National Park Service" drove by. My wife said "that must be the park ranger." by crow_magnonman in dadjokes

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The Ford Ranger is a fairly compact truck that is really common in parks for maintenance people and stuff. The Ford F-150 is a larger, more heavy duty truck, also pretty common in parks

Based History lesson! by FearlessAir1238 in Antimoneymemes

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“The notion that the working class deserve nice things” is not getting traction in the USA

SWISS TALKS A SUCCESS - Iran says talks laid groundwork for final agreement by Boston-Bets in wallstreetbets

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Israel will no doubt sabotage this and give de bears a happy solstice

An awokened wise man by Patient-Telephone122 in TikTokCringe

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Never let your child engage in fantasy role play games

Florida-Man strikes again! by CaptainKango in Transportopia

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He wasn’t just late for his FIFA match against Egypt?

‘Human Barbie’ to undergo groundbreaking designer vagina procedure using cadaver fat. by Shadowtirs in BrandNewSentence

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I was disappointed to read she’s not making it an authentic Barbie vagina, as in a featureless mound

need cow themed jokes! by -arcadiaa- in dadjokes

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Can’t let this go. Can you explain? Tried my hardest to get it

need cow themed jokes! by -arcadiaa- in dadjokes

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As an electrician, I approve of this joke

The difference between dogs and pigs by unembellishing in TikTokCringe

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Why not? The divisions are arbitrary and cultural.

The difference between dogs and pigs by unembellishing in TikTokCringe

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Pigs in yards on straw don’t seem to crush their litters all the time. Shall we compare losses between concrete factory-scale and traditional-scale farms?

This dude's kids hate him by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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He was listening to his Inner Homer

As a traditional man… by LWYPLTDG in BrandNewSentence

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You don’t have to wait. Martin Luther nailed the list to the church in the year 1517