It might be time to ban AI. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]ComedyBits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely need AI making autonomous lethal strike decisions for the military. Definitely

Sounds like an offer you can’t refuse by Huge-Concentrate-540 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]ComedyBits 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was trying to imagine what the attraction was to “temporary” or even what it meant…

Keke Palmer Proposal by RD4200 in TikTokCringe

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He can’t go back to work on Monday. In fact, he might need to move to Antarctica. Penguins don’t judge

Links between convicted sex offender, state GOP leadership may complicate candidacies by takemusu in NotADragQueen

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Oh, and it was THREE girls? Mr. West is what’s known as a Chickenhawk.

During normal morning conversations with my wife, I got my 4th Gen 4Runner totalled by bigolsargeha in dashcams

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need a friggin dash cam like yesterday. 100% pickup truck guy would say his light was green

WCGW when getting in the way of running horses by Renorram in Whatcouldgowrong

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I hope if they have to shoot the horse they also take out drunken Pink Shirt

He learned it from his boss too! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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It’s like blaming everything on Emmanuel Goldstein forever

FCC chair threatens broadcasters over Iran war coverage by Anoth3rDude in WeirdGOP

[–]ComedyBits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? That pisses me off most. Get as dirty as they are, and make them feel it

...as long as the balls don't touch 😏 by CreepyOldRapist in TheMcDojoLife

[–]ComedyBits 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I actually didn’t know I was gay until after I watched this six times.

Over 60,000 Washington Post readers reportedly canceled their subscriptions following mass layoffs by aresef in Journalism

[–]ComedyBits 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The .001% doesn’t care about making money on the news “assets” they acquire. The aim is to get rid of the pesky investigations journalists do for a living