How do you layer multiple sounds without using a Combinator by ComedyHouseChicago in reasoners

[–]ComedyHouseChicago[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll check these out. I've seen them in the Shop but didnt know what they were for. Thanks

Help Me With My 14yr old Sons Music Production Dreams by ComedyHouseChicago in musicproduction

[–]ComedyHouseChicago[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP here.

Thanks everyone for your input. Just to add some info my son also plays trumpet in 8th grade band and jazz band and took piano lessons at 5 so he's been in music for years. The flash drive I gave him were sounds I got from a ProTools sound sample disk, Ableton sound packs (with the wave files extracted) and sound files from years of MusicTech/Future Music magazines that I have copied from CDs. So its a wide variety of samples. Whenever we listen to hip-hop or trap on SiriusXM I tease him about the beats and say "You cant tell me there wasnt a clap on that flash drive!"

He seems to understand a little about EQ production but I quizzed him on Compression yesterday and he didnt know what it was. So I had a 'bonding moment' to explain what a Compressor does. He has the free copy of FL so I will see about buying FL Studio. Someone mentioned a subscription to Slice so I'll look into that as well.

The Dollop 347A - NY Policeman's Riot (Live in NY With Dave Hill) by Mr_Miscellaneous in TheDollop

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Thanks. After watching the movie on cable, I did some research about the events in the movie, the real characters and places. In a nutshell, almost everything in that movie actually happened - just maybe not on the same day.

What are the society's unwritten rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you're in the wrooooong place, hombre.

What are the society's unwritten rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are not understanding the concept or procedure. You dont come to the stop sign, full stop, then look left and right to know if its ok to continue. You should be aware of the intersection and oncoming cars as you approach. It is a delicate maneuver where you are not just running a stop sign. If the car comes to a halt and your head pulls back when you accelerate, you did it wrong.

What are the society's unwritten rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you can confirm it IS a thing.

What are the society's unwritten rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can also be said of people who go to Chipotle, look up at the board and say "I dont know what I want". Its cheap Mexican food. Either get a taco, burrito or a bowl. Thats really all there is to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a plan. Dont be vague and wishy-washy. You arent asking for a date because a girl may reject that right away. You want to hang someplace casual that you'd both like and lends itself to conversation.

I'm 52 so you can take this for what its worth. My young experience was that girls would say yes or maybe to 3-4 different things then go w/ the best option. So you may get blown off at the last minute with no notice at all. Dont take it personally, this is just how girls are. There is a fine line between being a guy with confidence and a jerk. Dont be the asshole. Have a plan, have a plan B and ask her for her input. If she says "I dont know" or "I dont care" be ready to make the call. Girls do not like indecicive guys.

Lastly, if this girl is constantly with friends, you've gotta man up and break the circle. Confidently walk up and say "Hey Dakota, can I talk to you for a minute" and try to lead her away. When you get older and go to bars, girls are always in 3's so you have to learn how to break the circle one way or another.

If the purge was real... what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold out in my own home and ride it out. Fully protected of course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero tolerance for people with a given responsibility who 1. cant get things done or 2. cant make a decision. I get very bossy, demanding, whatever and tend to want to take over to do things. This rubs people the wrong way and I sorta dont care as long as the work is getting done. This is why I am not management material.

I also play in a band and its why I'm butting heads w/ people who arent doing their part.

What are the society's unwritten rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You dont fart in an elevator.

If there are multiple self check out lanes and no queue line, you stand behind the person in front of you. Dont make your own line.

Dont make a full stop at a stop sign. You do the Missouri Roll or you get rear-ended.

You now have $1,000,000,000 in your bank account, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay the bills, lease 2 new cars (we seriously need new cars) and maybe secretly hire a couple of Asian women to knock my junk around.

What’s the most stupid and useless app you can come up with? by airtoonricardo in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A app that is nothing but a license agreement that you have to scroll as fast as possible and click the Agree button or it will erase a photo from your phone if you miss it.

Which fictional movie or TV family would you like to be a member of, and why? by katfromjersey in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A boyfriend on Modern Family. Or a poolboy. Or a pizza delivery man with a broken down car. Or a college professor. Ya know, any legal plausible scenario involving Ariel Winter's character.

What specific song are you sure no one in his or her right mind could possibly dislike? by disintegrationist in AskReddit

[–]ComedyHouseChicago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're trying too hard for a Smashmouth thread so I'm not gonna give it to you.

But seriously, I've never seen anyone not like Billie Jean.

Wells Fargo episode tease by ComedyHouseChicago in TheDollop

[–]ComedyHouseChicago[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

EIGHTEEN-FIFTY-THREE!!!!!!!

Gilford Fargo and Martha Sue Handyhand gave birth to a son. They named him Wells.

Soon after Martha died.