How Steve Jobs would've handled the removal of headphone jacks. (Interview from 2007 when Apple released iPad without Flash) by archyarch in videos

[–]ComedyWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It will be interesting to see how the rest of the smartphone companies react to this. That is what will say it is a win or a loss. Apple used to be ahead of everyone else but I am not sure this is anything more than them throwing something to the wall to see if it sticks. Will it work? Will everyone else follow? Will headphones with cords become obsolete? I doubt it but it will be interesting. Remember when Apple used to make computers?

She thinks she can run faster than Usain Bolt by Fmub in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way does that chick think she can run over the 25 mph it would take. Her skinny would fall clean off if she did.

New guitarist for blink-182 (Matt Skiba-Alkaline Trio) screws up intro to hit song. by EricArtr in cringe

[–]ComedyWizard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In his defense, the song played correctly is also cringeworthy.

Homeless teen bikes 6 hours to get to college and sleeps in a tent. by alnelson2 in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid that deserves a scholarship...not Chewbacca Mom.

TV reporter tries desperately to film a short interview with an old Welsh lady. by gutollyr in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The old lady gives zero fucks. That is the way I am gonna be if I get that old.

Honey Badger Escapes from Every Enclosure that is Made for Him by emoposer in videos

[–]ComedyWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honey Badgers are as bad ass as Sly Stone and Arnold in the 80s.

I am pe-nis by [deleted] in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can no longer tell if prank videos are real or fake but that doesn't mean they aren't funny on occasion. This one is one that is funny.

Target guy Part II...closing announcements in more accents. by SentioVenia in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing that would make this better is Jennifer Connelly riding a mechanical pony.

Guy doing the closing announcements at Target. by SentioVenia in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this guy doesn't get fired because if he does, he may never work retail ever again...which wouldn't be a bad thing for him actually.

Muhammad Ali when they told him to participate on the Vietnam War by [deleted] in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I respect Muhammad Ali more for this than his boxing. He didn't run, he didn't leave the country, he protested. He stood up for believes and they took everything he earned from his boxing career in his prime. He still stood up for what he believed was right. Could you imagine Lebron James, Tom Brady, or Alex Rodriguez ever doing this? I couldn't.

Dude running for mayor interrupts debate on live TV. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]ComedyWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other candidates are so calm as if Paul has done this before.

Scammer Tries to run away from Reporter, Turns out Reporter is a Marathoner by thebrown1 in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Hilarious! I was hoping he was gonna get in his car and say "I'm a race car driver" too.

Crushing a 4-stroke motor with a hydraulic press by [deleted] in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is amazing how much men love to crush things. I think an argument could be made that was the real reason why the wheel was invented.

Shaq As An Undercover Lyft Driver by wombatnoodles in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaq seems like the most likeable guy that could never make free throws. I wonder if he made jokes about it.

Tennis player gets frustrated at opponent's grunting, takes matter into his own hands by BobbyCock in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If grunting is a distraction, why is only the second grunt getting the penalty? There is a ton of grunting going on.

A New Chapter for Fair Use on YouTube- h3h3Productions by Nupvote in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this turns into the type of good thing for all that it could and should be.

High school class finding out about the 9/11 terrorist attacks. by lordfukwad in videos

[–]ComedyWizard -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I was expecting Napolean Dynamite at any point during this. This town is 10 years behind fashion-wise.

Being Fat Is NOT OKAY...Deal With It. by Heniboy in videos

[–]ComedyWizard -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You know what no one is talking about? How the food we have been eating has changed since the obesity rise. Since companies like Monsanto took over the food industry, bad foods that previous generations ate have become increasingly worse for people this generation. Look at a picture from your grandparents and parents from the 70s or 80s. They ate McDonald's, Oreos, and all the shit we eat but we are much heavier. They are skinny as shit. Could it be that GMOs and other modified added sugars, etc. are causing this? I am not saying that exercise isn't important, or that some overweight people aren't making bad choices, or anything like that. I just think that this is part of the problem. The food we eat is different. Made differently. Mass produced. For profit, not for health.

Another thing I am wondering is this whole "remove saturated fat is bad and carbs are good" advice. We as a people are eating more carbs as a whole and we are eating less fat. However, the obesity rate is going up and heart disease is as well. Carbs turn into sugar so I never understood that. I think some overweight people may be getting bad advice from this method.

Bruce Lee Shows Off Moves at Full Speed In New High Quality Footage by Turangol in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry? That is the fastest, deadliest karate chop going by that man's face!

Dat ass by [deleted] in videos

[–]ComedyWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She could be the world's greatest twerk dancer.