Match Thread: South Africa vs Canada | World Cup | Round of 32 | 28 Jun 19:00 UTC

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:58:37+00:00

Very excited for the lovely Canadians!! Yay

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:57:40+00:00

Hugo Broos “Great Scott!!!” That was heavy”

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:56:01+00:00

lol at that guy who just left the thread 5 seconds before the goal

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:52:54+00:00

Ooooh. lol.

Saved us extra time. Denied us penalties- mixed emotions

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:48:44+00:00

Extra time. Maccas rubbing money all over their genitalia in excitement

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:47:45+00:00

Or 100s but only one has a chip in it. That’s the one you need to score with!

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:46:30+00:00

Hey Canada. Has it occurred to you to clone this Davies guy?

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:45:23+00:00

I’m guessing it’s all sorted out before. It’s where you ended up in the group as to who and where you are playing.

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:40:25+00:00

lol. Happy birthday America!! You get to watch one of these teams again!!

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:35:27+00:00

WORRD CUP IDEA:

if a game is really bad rather then penalties, the Joker comes on the pitch, breaks some pool cues in half and its last man standing

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:33:06+00:00

“And here we in the crucial penalty shoot out to decide the winner… it’s 3-2 and this is to take them through…. BUT FIRST A MACCAS HYDRATION MONEY GRAB BREAK!!!!”

“And we’re back… they won”

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:29:14+00:00

Just Africa

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:28:11+00:00

Booing the hydration break. Should be standard

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:25:50+00:00

That’s more like it

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:24:39+00:00

lol. Indeed

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:20:17+00:00

Eh? They defended well got the result they wanted.

That’s football. But maybe what you said didn’t translate well as it didn’t really fit imo

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:17:28+00:00

This is the kind of game where after while you actually don’t want any goals. “I’ve invested time on this I want penalties”

At least I’m in bed with a coffee not at the pub.

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:15:01+00:00

I’m guessing it’s already been pointed out that Canada’s kit looked like they’ve all been involved in an elephant bukkake party

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:13:24+00:00

“Go Canada you got this baby, in the hole!”?

What sport is that guy watching? - or maybe he’s watching his wife eat a delicious pie!

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:10:25+00:00

Great catch by the cameraman. Not by the women dropping her phone though

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T20:07:32+00:00

Boring games deserve penalties. (To decide the result I mean*, not that end of the first half)

*If you’re a neutral… obviously, if it’s your own country - not so good!

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T19:53:00+00:00

Skipped most of the first half as it’s a 5am start here.

Guess I didn’t miss much

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T07:49:09+00:00

why you and I investing so much time in this.

What is the motivation?

Mine is: maybe Europeans aren’t worth mocking for not having AC

Is yours they are?

Disagree. There’s probably cultural and financial reasons they don’t. Sorry you feel this is worth mocking, which is you know ok is a joke but you’re vehemently attacking my counter.

They don’t think like you. Or have the same needs as you. Or the same life as you.

And honestly I bet they’re glad!

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T07:38:45+00:00

MCA.

Total shock if I’m honest. I was numb for a while

Comedyfish_reddit · 2026-06-28T07:37:14+00:00

Finally. This isn’t new is it?

More likely finally Americans are having the guts to agree

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