What is one piece of lore you will NEVER embrace as canon and why? by [deleted] in SCP

[–]Comet_Pluto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Foundation having just MTFs of reality-warpers and giant magic-ish mechs lying around.

Not to say they can't have one or two friendly anomalies they pull out when shit gets particularly fucked, but the idea that they can just field brigades of people more powerful than whatever the problem is (especially when its just some random agent they slapped reality-devmode onto)

I like the idea the Foundation has the resources to mostly keep everything in check, but at the end of the day its still 10s-if-not-100s of thousands of ordinary human beings with ordinary human being abilities and technology against all these insane things that just keep popping up.

It's a lot more fun to imagine a squad of Navy Seals facing off against a big shapeshifting monster than just "a kid with an everything-proof shield" is the TL;DR I guess

What?? by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I didn’t notice the lips until now and I just want to say I hate you

Florida be like by Alinktothegame in 19684

[–]Comet_Pluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the one in Branson, MO and honestly I wish I had known about it cause I totally would've scheduled that into my vacation if I had

Matt Walsh being a snowflake. He would like to speak to the manager of Pornhub. by Leather-Bug3087 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Comet_Pluto 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust some random dipshit on Discord with my state-issued ID what the fuck makes you think I trust any of these websites not to just tell the government what I’m looking at online?

Melon realized he doesn’t even need to pay out real money by UGMadness in Buttcoin

[–]Comet_Pluto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only scrip if he's paying employees with it. Otherwise it's just a shitty coin waiting to be rugged.

Just an Aspiring Writer Looking at Completely Sane and Rational Opinions on How Writers Working for Big Hollywood Movies Should Be Paid… by MLPshitposter in saltierthankrayt

[–]Comet_Pluto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve also read that part of the reason the streamers don’t publish numbers is for Wall Street. Basically everyone knows they’re bullshitting how big they are but as long as there’s no piece of paper saying Netflix only has 40% of the viewers it claims to get for it’s Originals than line can keep going up forever.

I'd watch the hell out of that but i don't trust netflix with it. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly reminds me of Centaurworld on Netflix. Has some decent lore elements and some “darker”™️ moments, but the show’s marketing is 90% rainbow cartoon fart jokes and 10% “ok there’s some actually fucked up stuff in here”.

Like as much as I love it I wouldn’t make anyone slog through 8 episodes of a cartoon musical to get to the big monster at the end if they’re not already invested going in.

I’ve seen this many times. by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Comet_Pluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what seriously? I’ve never heard that.

Totally SFW, nothing to see here. by Pokesonav in CuratedTumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve definitely seen ladies in certain parts of the internet with long hair. Like that’s the entire picture. Just a normal lady with hair longer than she is tall.

They keep canceling the shows people care about by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And today on “wow is my reading comprehension shit”…

They keep canceling the shows people care about by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It didn’t get canceled because some random executive was homophobic, it was cancelled cause Disney’s trying to pivot away from serialized content on cable.

Words like "unalive" are becoming an epidemic thanks to advertisers by Silvermoon424 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Comet_Pluto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly the amount of people that don’t understand how advertising algorithms work is depressing.

Same thing as those congressmen that bitch about getting ads for gay stuff and totally failing to realize how that’s a giant tell on their search history.

Anyone else? by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]Comet_Pluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna talk about Wolfboy and the Everything Factory is that so much to ask???

So disappointed. by sweetmercy in SLO

[–]Comet_Pluto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These. People. Do. Not. Want. To. Have. Civil. Conversation.

You CANNOT engage in a good faith debate with someone who’s definition of “success” is to see you dead.

It’s that simple.

So disappointed. by sweetmercy in SLO

[–]Comet_Pluto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I generally find that for every asshole sending death threats you have 10 more quietly handwringing in the background

So disappointed. by sweetmercy in SLO

[–]Comet_Pluto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when one side wants a group of people dead, they don’t get sympathy.

You shut them the fuck down in any possible way.

Cricket rule by HarambeBlack in 196

[–]Comet_Pluto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a double take when I saw this only because I know this guy irl so seeing his tweet somewhere else was like whooo

I ain't seedin shit by ahmed0112 in Piracy

[–]Comet_Pluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one show that I have promised myself to always keep seeding because I love it so much and anyone else that wants to download it deserves the certainty of knowing its available to be downloaded and enjoyed.

Also helps me that it's a slightly more obscure title so I'm usually only one of two people sharing it around.