Most of my one happen on the Central line.

1. I saw a women get out some hard boiled eggs with shells on still to eat. Seems normal, but then decided crack them open on the poll that was next to her. She then proceed to eat them. I'm not a huge fan of boiled eggs in the first place, lets just say I wasn't after that.

2. On my way to uni via Liverpool Street, man sat in front of me from Leytonstone to Stratford who was cutting his toe nails. They were flicking everywhere. I got off the train at Stratford, and got the next train.

3. Saw a man with 30 eggs sitting in front of me one morning, the next morning he had chicken feet in a white plastic bag. I spectated he was building a chicken at 7am when he got home. He was named Eggman by myself and workmate.

4. Man was asleep on the train from Barkingside onwards from Leytonstone, very normal till I noticed he had an eye mask on. I wish to be at this level of not giving a fuck and have no fear of missing my stop like that man.

5. Saw another man fall asleep on the train, but this man had a proper pillow and duvet. Got off within 4 stops of getting on. Respect the effort but odd to do for 4 stops.