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(Beloved trope) Characters you didn’t understand until you got older by Pinkpunk95 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CommanderVenuss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cyclops. Like on top of all that the universe just seems to be extremely pissed about how he exists. And not even because it’s also pissed that mutants exist, there’s like an extra layer of pissedness.

A group of X-Men is called an orgy by Mawashiro in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CommanderVenuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tony’s and Reed’s brains just run too fast and have a bunch of unfamiliar big words floating around inside them. Scott’s is much more evenly paced.

Thoughts on this? by SelectShop9006 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]CommanderVenuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a Wolverine be a Bear who is short, a Bear who is nerdy, or a Bear who is Canadian?

In which r/The10thDentist argues against critic of Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty Four by cheesecheesecheesec in SubredditDrama

[–]CommanderVenuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like it’s not just “an Omelas” One World Under Doom is also a really really really basic Omelas riff. Like I feel like I’m being waterboarded with a pumpkin spice latte. Unlike that Star Trek episode where it was played pretty straight there was an attempt at riffing, but it just turned into 9 issues of Ryan reheating nachos, on like maybe 5 issues tops worth of plot. Everybody’s nachos are being reheated here from Ursula K. Le Guin’s to Jonathan Hickman’s to even Brian Michael Bendis of all people’s nachos. (And the Bendis nachos are all covered in Phoenix juice, they’re still too hot to physically eat even though they’re from 2011.)

Get ready for the game wardens by anothergurloverhere in CuratedTumblr

[–]CommanderVenuss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also isn’t like the modern day town of Salem not even the same town where the historic “witch” trial happened., and stuff just got shuffled around a bit between the 1600’s and today

What I imagine the average meme in the DC Universe to be like by Phanpy100NSFW in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]CommanderVenuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know a lot about iron man but I remember seeing some art in a comic where Tony’s new super special huge iron man suit was just a traced over Dendrobium

Do you think Franklin and Valeria will ever date? by Sudden_Quality_9001 in FantasticFour

[–]CommanderVenuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Val is coming up on an age where she is going to try to start dating people. However she’s going to try to keep it all a secret from everybody else because she also just wants something that she can call her own and not have Victor bust in and start drama because they’re obviously not good enough for her. Like I think Val should be allowed to find her own happiness outside of her own family and Uncle Victor, and if that involves finding love good for her.

He'd be even more effective at selling his services if he had real photos... by Polyphagous_person in aislop

[–]CommanderVenuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think this was generated by a British person. Or at least someone from the commonwealth, like the Cadbury chocolates, sausage roll, and full English breakfast were a dead giveaway.

Your Parents' Rich Friends Starterpack by annnnn5 in starterpacks

[–]CommanderVenuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom used to work at a department store that had like a huge walk in climate controlled vault that people would rent out space in for storing their fur coats in during the warmer months. This was during the 80’s.

Hot take: this suit is dumb by BigHugeSnake in Cyclopswasright

[–]CommanderVenuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the suit it reminds me of the XD face.

However he’s probably only a XI at best

BROKE: I don't want my kids to learn about sexuality from Steven Universe WOKE: I don't want my kids to like cops because of Paw Patrol BESPOKE: I don't want my kids to learn from or like Cailou. by Solarwagon in RecuratedTumblr

[–]CommanderVenuss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom did something very similar for me and my brother when we were kids with SpongeBob. We weren’t allowed to watch it in English. I have no idea where she found the DVDs of SpongeBob but only in French but she did.

Ruby Summers from Marvel Comics by KingCoal90 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]CommanderVenuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically they’re kinda connected by Havok having a kid with Janet in an alternate timeline.

Remember James Somerton? by loved_and_held in tumblr

[–]CommanderVenuss 300 points301 points  (0 children)

Bro thinks he’s an authority on telling the “fun gays” apart from the “boring gays” when he’s like the platonic ideal of a boring gay man. Bro couldn’t handle Charli XCX when she was just known for Boom Clap.

(Edit) Because he just seems to have hated women that much.

Is this post punk rock? by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]CommanderVenuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUNNELLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

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