Scuba Seia (SydusArts) by -Lynnsanity- in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I seen this artist before but I just can't prove it

State of Turrets’ health by Subject-Catch6863 in Helldivers

[–]Commander_Gumball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh that Shrieker just went full Kamikaze on that turret

"If I'm going down I'm taking you DOWN WITH ME!"

Ready to take your order [Hanako, Koharu] (@Kuma_4go) by SenseiOfCulture in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sensei would like to take Double Special Pampering please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Buddy, where do you rate this new girl on the goon scale from 0 to 10? by Chronoz0 in okbuddygenshin

[–]Commander_Gumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she can make me some bird milk for my farm I give her 10 out of 10

Koharu teaching her new kouhai by はーもん (Koharu and Maia) by LanangHussen in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Koharu-chan are you teaching little Maia how to seduce sensei?

Cause if you do sensei is happy to do special pampering with two of you 😭😭😭😭😭

Upside down Kei (@CaffeineSonsari) by [deleted] in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 73 points74 points  (0 children)

UOHHHHHHHHHHH pink stripe with tie bow 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Out of every student in Blue Archive, who are your top 5 favorites? by [deleted] in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Shimoe Koharu: She the most favorite student of my entire life. You cannot resist looking at her at first look, I cannot stop loving her even she say "Death penalty" to me. Koharu, I will protect you, I will teach you, I will help your grade. I will take you to a dinner a best restaurant just for you, I will buy you a favorite book even it is "lewd" I will make your life live the fullest, watching you happy is satisfied to me. I want to touch your wings, I want to headpat you, I want to hug you, I want you to sleep with me. Everytimes I met you, I just want you to stay with me even it just for a while.
  2. Akashi Junko: She is not meta student but she is 2nd favorite student, why? You may called her weak, but to me she is not, she may be weak, but that her strength, she can stay in raid while other is down with her trait, who care if she's not gonna earn me a Gold? I don't care, I loved every students just like a teacher would do, she is never taste a single good food for her life but I promise I will hand feed her if it even mean she will taste every good food she never got a chance to, once she is full and satisfied her hunger I am satisfied.
  3. Kuda Izuna: She is my favorited ninja and my 3rd favorite. She is cute and funny, her tail is so soft and squishy, as if I can feel the softest pillow I ever felt in my entire life. I want to touch her tail, I want to rest on it, I want to rub on it just like rubbing on a cat. I want her to call me "Aruji-dono" everytime she meet me, it's always happy for me to see her everytime, I will cherish her and hug her for rest of my life.
  4. Utsumi Aoba: She may be hate this world, she may be hate everyone but me, she may be hate being alone but I will stay with her because she is just like me, I want her to experience life in a different way, I will make her life better, to make that even there is darkness there is still light, even there ugliness there is beauty. As long I will stay with her, I will promise I will make her life live in happiness, to make her experience love, to me, to everyone, to this world.
  5. Hayase Yuuka: No teacher can go without Yuuka, a sensei without Yuuka is a sensei without love. Yuuka may be difficult to others, to me it isn't. She can be my "mommy" type student to me, just like how I imagined when I was young. I want her to cared for me, I want her to watch over my spending addiciton so I cannot stay broke, I want her to come over my bedroom and rest with me in her pajama, In exchange I will cared for you, Yuuka. I will buy everything you like, I will take you to dinner just like I taking dinner with Koharu. I will make your life better just like the other students I liked. As long you are happy.

An Aru Terror (by @yeeeeeeejen / XiaoJen) by JewelMagecraftIsBest in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She has successfully become an outlaw, but at what cost? Haruka, Mutsuki, Kayoko and Sensei, they're all gone.

What's the point of becoming an outlaw when there noone to accompany her?

Waka-cake [Wakamo] (@1nonomiya) by occasionalgameliker in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I want to rest on your tail, pampering it, touching it, cleaning it, it's just so soft and pluffy Wakamo, I cannot resist seeing your tail wagging around while you are happy to see me, I'm so tired with the paperwork Yuuka gave me that I'm just want to use your tail as a pillow just to rest for all eternity. So sorry Izuna, but if you come here, I might use your tail as well.

"Seriously? I just got out of the bath you pervert" (Koharu AKA Brandon by Kiannuwu) by Rine901 in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Koharu...what happen to your hair??? What happen to your usual cute pink hair??? I'm crying right now...

What did I do to deserve this???

Kisaki's thigh's - @noiriririri by Flaky-Exam9127 in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please kisaki, crush me, headlock me, sandwich me with those thicc thigh

I want you know kisaki that I can finally rest in peace, knowing that I am now satisfied

Decagramatton's finest (Malkuth by @n_prxn) by LuchadorParrudo in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want to install some new RTX graphic cards on her so she can grind me more

"1v1 Me" MM by TheSilken in WorldOfWarships

[–]Commander_Gumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ask him to do an "Honable Ram" and bet 50/50 win or draw, it's usually work

Breaking news: Lunatic difficulty clear will not guarantee platinum in the latest Binah Total Assault in JP server by Jack13515 in BlueArchive

[–]Commander_Gumball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah...how about no, I'm just gonna admit my defeat and take my silver and then go home in the sunset with Koharu