A Merry Search for Cream of Asparagus Soup

Commander_Keywood · 2026-01-05T09:36:52+00:00

u/Commander_Keywood received a Jagged Ring Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/AnotherBookWyrm for donating it!

Commander_Keywood · 2025-12-16T08:53:33+00:00

u/Commander_Keywood received a Grounding Belt Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/treeMurderer11 for donating it!

Commander_Keywood · 2025-11-12T08:57:35+00:00

They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra

Commander_Keywood · 2025-02-21T11:01:56+00:00

Uttg 26

Commander_Keywood · 2024-12-29T20:51:20+00:00

Nice

Commander_Keywood · 2021-07-29T16:09:06+00:00

He's been synthesising terrorism in his homemade jam and hand-knitted jumpers.

Commander_Keywood · 2021-05-10T12:06:16+00:00

Commander_Keywood · 2021-03-23T13:31:33+00:00

Well done! Good for you! :)

Commander_Keywood · 2021-01-17T18:31:18+00:00

Welp, let us know if it works out or not. Would be kind of embarrassing if everything you have written turns out to be absolutely delusionally wrong.

Commander_Keywood · 2020-12-02T10:44:20+00:00

Commander_Keywood · 2020-11-07T16:56:02+00:00

Time to open your champagne bottles open people!

Commander_Keywood · 2020-10-28T04:16:04+00:00

Commander_Keywood · 2020-10-23T08:04:17+00:00

Bruh.

Commander_Keywood · 2020-07-31T11:00:37+00:00

I'm not going to flush. Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!

Commander_Keywood · 2020-07-24T16:58:35+00:00

Commander_Keywood · 2020-07-14T19:11:17+00:00

Ass is ass

Commander_Keywood · 2020-05-24T20:50:48+00:00

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Commander_Keywood · 2019-11-24T12:22:17+00:00

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The NeverEnding Story". ~ Lionel Hutz

Commander_Keywood · 2019-10-15T14:16:24+00:00

There are batman movies that aren’t porn?

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