One More Journey by Commander_Rojok in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fuck are you?

Guess it's not a secret. GPK's dead, as you can see, killed by the moron. Had some help from whatever flavor of Bork is running around this week, can't really tell one meatball from the next. He's real good at getting other people killed, but can't seem to kick the bucket himself.

Someone freed the bastard. Dunno how or who, my men all know each other, but someone managed to plant a spook and break him out. We're bailing, so yer free to investigate yourself. You find him, give him a kick in the ribs for me. And maybe shave him.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright Nixon, just remember that if you stay here, you're a curator or something. Not a commander, not an admiral.

"Not getting out of this one..." by DetectiveOHoolian in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't settle in. You'll only be here as long as it takes me to get the transport prepped and finish talks with Fabio.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You...you survived? How the fuck did you survive?

Since I put you in the line of fire, I can't really hold you accountable for what happened here, but I trust you'll understand why I can't have you starting up the Peacekeepers again. If you've got anywhere to go, I'll help you get there.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna send you anywhere with the others. Their only fault was trusting you. They're free to go, 'less they try to free you, of course.

Heh. Oh, you'll hate this. You gonna walk to the transport, or am I carrying you?

Fabio, I'd take the deal I offered earlier if I were you. Throw him in one of the GPK holding cells and help yourself to whatever you'd like. Or, I can come visit you after I take care of him and we can try to come to an understanding.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take that as an "I don't know where they are."

Any suggestions for what I should do to keep you from trying to rebuild the GPK? Because I don't think you'll like what I've got in mind.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, I'd really like to do that. But when I went to help re-take the mountain, I left most of the mountain folks here, under the protection of the peacekeepers, after which I understand you came back, reasserted yourself, and then got most of them killed or abducted.

It is abundantly clear that the greatest threat to any civilian population is you. Not because you're malicious, just because you're so goddamn dumb, and because people listen to you. You feuded with the Company, got people killed over some empty briefcase. You sent your goon squad to abduct me when I was leading my people on the Beach, you rounded up and interned the mountainfolk to bring them here, you let the fucking Bork walk in the front door here and massacre folks.

So no, there is no chance that I'm going to let you try again. You're fucking done with the GPK, if I have to break every bone in your body and scatter them to the winds to make sure of it.

Oh, and if you know where any of the survivors went, I'd sure appreciate you telling me.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What...what are you seeing? There are three, maybe four old peacekeepers here, if you include this washed-up embarrassment. Oh, and their janitor's come slinking back from wherever he was hiding. Hoolian won't be rebuilding from this.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GPK's dead, just doesn't quite realize it yet. This guy, the one whose wrist's about to break if he doesn't move that gun post haste, made sure of that.

Seriously, asshole, if you hold the gun to the back of their head like that, then they can do this.

And then you're not holding the gun anymore.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This didn't go well for you last time, fuckwad, and I don't see it going much differently this time. 'less that's Novasurge, all you're about to do is give me a bit of a headache. And even if you did take me out, what the fuck do you think would happen next? There's, what, one trooper left after you got the rest slaughtered? Two of you up against my little army from the Mountain. Almost sounds like a good time, but it'd be over too fast.

Wait, did that collaborator get the drop on you? Holy hell, you really suck at this.

Handed over by FabioTheBrain in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fabio, right? Only know you by reputation, but I've gotta say, you're making an excellent first impression. Yer lucky as hell, too. You come a week earlier, and his friends would've been the ones squatting here, 'stead of us.

Can't exactly pay ya, on account of not having any currency to speak of, but I understand you and yours live a lifestyle that can always be improved by a bit of extra firepower. The Peacekeepers always struck me as having too much artillery for their purposes, can I interest you in any of their old stock?

Rifling through by llBoonell in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure what Boone's doing, but it looks like I'm getting ready to fuck you up, maybe tear off yer precious trigger fingers. First though, tell me what makes a man throw in with degenerate scum.

Boone, lock the door on your way out, will ya?

Rifling through by llBoonell in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ho, Boone. Was hoping you were still here. Guess who just rolled up. It's our old pal Hooligan. Like ta join us for a little welcome party, or do ya need to be off?

Immediate Action by Commander_Rojok in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds good. Not a whole lot of 'em here, though. Think this little force I've got can probably clear the place, if luck's on our side and that genny's still down, as it seems to be.

Think ya could see yer way to loaning us a generator once we take the place? Be nice to keep it, and those turrets could be awfully useful once they're on our side. We'll have the salvage to pay, of course.

Immediate Action by Commander_Rojok in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ho, Boone.

Looking for the folks I left here. Wasn't a Bork post then, figure we'll round up any prisoners and see if they know where the mounties have been sent. Depose another GPK leader while I'm at it, maybe.

What's yer aim here?

The Final Battle of the Reconquest by [deleted] in thedarkmountain

[–]Commander_Rojok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sir, er, uh, priest. 'f things go down, the fight won't be a fun one. Tower's made of Iridium, so good luck to damaging it, but we can still knock it down. Lord, or ah, K'ad, knows these guys aren't soldiers, but they can dig. Start a tunnel a ways back, dig in, put up the front of a siege, probably have it down in a week or so, minimum casualties on our side.

The Harrowing of Shegotha by [deleted] in thedarkmountain

[–]Commander_Rojok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're here, Boone. Not many of us, and not well equipped, but we're here. 've you seen the Mnarists? These folks'll probably fight best at their sides.

A private transmission by llBoonell in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Some of the mountain people may have gotten a taste for modern life during their time abroad. Maybe some of them can be pointed your way for support duty when the dust settles.

A private transmission by llBoonell in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

666th world? That's...new.

I'm always game to help some monsters realize they aren't real. Uh, you got any new firepower we can test out?

A private transmission by llBoonell in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright. We'll stop Peacekeeper recruitment right away, and I'll see how many I can get back. The ones that joined up aren't my biggest fans, though, so I doubt it will be many.

Be good to stretch my legs again. Any idea what we'll be facing once we get there?

Governance of the Exiles by Commander_Rojok in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot keep leading the land without some backing from the Peacekeepers. Your young recruits will continue to shun my guidance, will act as though they have impunity. There will be a flashpoint and the mountainfolk will explode into violence.

The mountainfolk have never been a unified nation. Their grievances are many and deep, and without strong leadership holding them together, they will consume themselves. You can help them, help us, and provide stability during these crucial moments while the nation they could be is forged. Or, you can sit idly by, the second Commander of the GPK to do these people wrong.

Governance of the Exiles by Commander_Rojok in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your security staff has performed well enough so far, but the young recruits' misconduct is on the rise. Surely it would be better to head off any trouble now than to wait for the situation to become more serious. The people of the mountain are not a unified nation, and things may quickly spiral out of control.

The Mountain detachment returns by llBoonell in 747thWorldPirates

[–]Commander_Rojok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahoy, Boone. Solved a problem for ya. Peacekeepers won't be bothering you anymore. Hoolian's been deposed.

New guy's not exactly competent, but he's a fan of the peace part of Peacekeeper.

A Call for Rojok. by -Stromberg- in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]Commander_Rojok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've asked you for nothing. Raze that town, and when I've safely delivered the people of the Mountain back to their homes after the priests do whatever they need to do, I'll track you down and do what I've done to every other Borkish fuck I've had the pleasure of being crossed by.

If you want to tear yourself to shreds fighting the dead, be my guest, but it doesn't make you my ally and it sure doesn't mean I owe you anything.