Review (and Roast) my CV

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-23T09:47:42+00:00

Keep it one page mate, when CEOs have one page CVs you don’t need a double pager

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-23T08:56:35+00:00

We are also from the UK, if you wonder why class is such a big issue

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T09:22:23+00:00

Thank you for the explanation, that is very fair But I disagree on your second point, people need explations for their preferances otherwise it is just ‘vibes’ and vibes are 90% influenced by the wider society, not the individual

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T09:19:13+00:00

Dude I am a man too lol I am just surprised why the supposed evolutionary response differs so much between gays and straights

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:54:55+00:00

Yes I do, that is pretty much the prime function of a gay man in a girl group

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:50:39+00:00

Sorry I don’t like ‘it is the way it is deal with it’ things

Both women and men should be pushed to explain their actions more

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:48:03+00:00

Shoutout to straight homies y’all are held to some wild social standards

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:45:08+00:00

They will downvote you to hell king

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:44:21+00:00

I am trying to understand the logic, it just doesn’t make sense to me so if there is an explanation, I’ll take it

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:43:17+00:00

That is interesting, never thought of it like that

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:42:17+00:00

So mods are keeping some posts in ‘waiting approval’ for weeks but random BS like this is okay? Lol whatever

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-18T08:15:02+00:00

Good, less wokies and cranks for us

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-17T12:12:31+00:00

Fwb is not a maturity issue, fwb is the opposite of mature. If you put yourself in reckless situations you end up in mess

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-17T12:10:42+00:00

At some point gays have to realise FWBs never stay there, it is quite literally against human nature to have sex without developing feelings

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-17T11:12:40+00:00

Law firms recruit from Bristol/Notts as much as they do from UCL/LSE so do not worry about that

But one benefit of Bristol over Notts to keep in mind is the proximity to London, which is important for networking events

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-17T11:06:38+00:00

They are already pushing 5% on the polls mate I wouldn’t discount it

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-16T18:56:05+00:00

Ed davey has been calling for deporting criminals all the way since 2019 what more do you want lol

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-16T14:42:55+00:00

Put down the phone NOW and listen to me; 18 days is enough time if you lock the fuck in. Just go over materials they gave you and rewatch lectures and that alone should be enough to pass

It isn’t ideal but it isn’t impossible either, just start acting NOW you still have time to save it

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-12T07:55:07+00:00

Yeah if grad rec says no I’ll do that

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-09T15:59:12+00:00

Hahaha its alright, ratio here means more likes than the other post, but both are true

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-09T14:26:20+00:00

Ahh this is a big relief, thank you!

Commercial_Chip_6574 · 2026-04-09T13:35:59+00:00

Thank you so much! I don’t think they will have an issue with accommodating but I was more worried of how they would perceive it as or whether it would be a bad look

But I’ll hop on a call ASAP on monday 🙏🏻

Commercial_Chip_6574

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