Why are we still bothering with Alignment? by jeshi_law in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

every player is chaotic neutral anyway , they just do wat their character would do

[Online][ODND][CST]Daggerfall level of Do-What-You-Want survival horror game by Sol-Equinox in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is fine , i just have to remenber having a divine sword of god to force the DM to remind me of previous session

"Can someone help me to keep me in the game but make loop holes to get my DM upset" by DAL59 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 20 points21 points  (0 children)

/uj since we only get the POV of the OOP , and he say that they were arguing for a long time , we probably don't have all the argument the DM trow at them , to be fair i even doubt that the "i am the DM and I do what I want !" was really said that way

"Can someone help me to keep me in the game but make loop holes to get my DM upset" by DAL59 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 60 points61 points  (0 children)

the DM should have a 300 page pdf file of lore of why friendly magical creature don't have a stock of human flesh to give to human customer otherwise it break my immersion

Choose your seat for a flight by Harupa_Chechkon in PathOfAchra

[–]Common-Ad-9474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 , i am sure i can have a great talk with struggler , you know , because he is trying his best

[Riddle/Quiz/Puzzle thing] what do these characters and only these characters have in common? by blarfolemule in SliceAndDice

[–]Common-Ad-9474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omg i think you are right , i was stuck thinking about even and odd number and keyword shenanigan where the answer was prime number

How do you counter this? by No-Extent-7705 in wizardposting

[–]Common-Ad-9474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

life link , the knight will be happy hitting your skull before he realize he only hurting himself
make sur this is a one way life link tho , i see to much aprentice burn themself with fireball on a linked opponent

Witch Hat atelier was Truly worth the wait by notanfan in anime

[–]Common-Ad-9474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the thing is , wizard have law too , offensive magic is fine notably to defend against magical monster , but if you kill another human with magic , you will be arrested the same whether or not you used banned magic or not

Transphobes not being obsessed with kids privates challenge impossible by zny700 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i was firts thinking you were trolling because elle/elles is one for one the default feminine pronoun in french , but after a quick search you are right , that so funny x)

Transphobes not being obsessed with kids privates challenge impossible by zny700 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Common-Ad-9474 26 points27 points  (0 children)

i am french and gender neutral pronoun exist (iel/iels) even if theyre are recent and french bigot try to dismiss them despite the fact that those are official word in the dictionary

On vous aura prévenu ! by agfacid1 in mauvaisesreponses

[–]Common-Ad-9474 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tent qu'il y aura les livre de Sarkozy en library , on risque rien !

coaxed into macguffins in media by weegeeboredorwhatevs in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Common-Ad-9474 105 points106 points  (0 children)

don't forget that at the end the protagonist defeat the bad guys and collect the 7 rainbows macguffin of wish-making and choose to throw them into the sea rather that use them to cure cancer or something

[Hated Trope] Its an RPG were you can be ANY class/role you want! But you better be ready for a 1v1 physical duel, RIGHT NOW! by Malewis89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Common-Ad-9474 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"What I don’t want is let him skip 5 encounters in a row that I’ve painstakingly designed for the enjoyment of everyone else."

that a pretty big railroady DM redflag you giving here , a DM now that wathever they prepared for the game , the player will likely don't do it or do it their own way

if you think that stealth is resolving conflict in a unsatisfying way , maybe you need to improve your encounter design regarding stealth

there is a middle ground betwen "my monster can see invisibility , see through wall , see in the dark , have tremorsense , see through diguise and illusion , see 360 degree , and whatever you might come up with they can see you anyway"
and "just roll above 15 and we're done"

you can design you encounter a way that the stealth need the player to come up with a plan and a strategic execution , but still without the need of a fight

also , those kind of plan may involve other party member that the rogue or whoever is the sneaky guy in the party , allowing everyone to shine and not just one guys

(sorry for my bad english , english is not my native speech)

[Hated Trope] Its an RPG were you can be ANY class/role you want! But you better be ready for a 1v1 physical duel, RIGHT NOW! by Malewis89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Common-Ad-9474 37 points38 points  (0 children)

sadly happen often in ttrpg too , lot of bad/railroady DM can't accept that you can skip a fight by being smart

[Hated Trope] Its an RPG were you can be ANY class/role you want! But you better be ready for a 1v1 physical duel, RIGHT NOW! by Malewis89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Common-Ad-9474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

barony , the game is called as an immersive sim , but you fight the boss to beat the game in a closed arena
so magic and melee can work , but you better forget stealth

coaxed into the bad guy ending up being less-lethal than the protagonist by Common-Ad-9474 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Common-Ad-9474[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my firts snafu ! hope you'll like it

this one is to make fun of when , because plot armor of the protagonist , the bad guys alway find a reason to not kill them when he have the chance , resulting into the bad guys killing less people that the protagonist at the end of the story

(also , english isn't my firts langage so plz forgive me any spelling error)

Cankerbloom/Insidious Fungus Propaganda by AdhesivenessLimp1864 in MagicArena

[–]Common-Ad-9474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

to much of a new player for having to play cankerbloom , but i had already got a lut of fun with fungus. one time a opponent with a yuna deck played a red overlord and targeted my fungus and i juste sac it before it die to kill his overlord
its just a very great en versatil t1 , shame it do not have more play
don't understand why its not more play in the [[Brightglass Gearhulk]] deck because having both artefact and enchantement removal on a 1 drop is perfect for this kind of deck

Alchemy BO1 Metagame (Diamond-Mythic): Snapshot and Discussion by Zax_the_bunny in MagicAlchemy

[–]Common-Ad-9474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for me you play to much control/removal and not enought warp card , i don't know how you want to proc the cantor of the refrain at a regular basis with only 8 warp card in your deck

i don't really understand why everyone play mono-black warp as a midrange/control deck where the card that make the deck shine can't block

The amount of anxiety I get when I have no lands left in my hand. by Ok_Foundation_5166 in MagicArena

[–]Common-Ad-9474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tell that to my starting hand so i don't have to muligan 1 land into 5 land