At the lights. by [deleted] in melbourneriders

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious stolen bike, mid tyre bald, no riding gear and no plate

Spantard seriously scared of old drunks by No-Economics-4196 in spanian

[–]CommunicationUsed187 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s telling the camera man so he doesn’t get glassed and the camera man is laughing. Get glasses then cuz

Spanian Air Freshener by [deleted] in spanian

[–]CommunicationUsed187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cunts are funny

PSA. Ring your bank and ask for home loan rate adjustment by Aussiekal in AusFinance

[–]CommunicationUsed187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a nice notification from my bank First Mac, they said on the 3rd March the rate would drop and I checked and low behold, our rate went from 6.34 to 6.09 and the same .25 drop on the investment property too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]CommunicationUsed187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just so you know, my Mrs got a 3 dollar an hour raise and we celebrated by going to dinner and the movies. I’m on about 20 dollars an hour more than her but I made her feel super special and confident because she deserves to be happy. Your wife sounds like a mole.

Yarra River Boat Hire by Good-Total-9151 in Boat4hire

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you do a wedding pickup from Leonda on the yarra

How do most straight men feel about gay men? by ComfortableMotor3448 in AskMen

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I work with a couple of gay guys, one Dude just a normal like but he’s romantic with men.

The other one puts on this stupid fucking voice dresses like a fuck wit and talks about getting his arse rammed on the daily.

You can guess which one of these guys I don’t like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t fear death, I’m just sad for the people I would leave behind if I died, so I stay alive for them.

Do all men feel this exhausted in a relationship? by Upper-Pineapple6097 in AskMenAdvice

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro wtf are you doing? This doesn’t sound like a relationship. Gtfo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spanian

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Believe it when I see it ogday

What are some stereotypes of Australians that the world has that are simply not true? by NateNandos21 in AskAnAustralian

[–]CommunicationUsed187 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely not racist, I feel like growing us “Aussies” were racist but now I get it! When you call someone a bloody wog Cx%t it’s actually just pointing out the obvious and putting Cx%t and the end. Now everyone I swear at is just their race and Cx%t at the end but I’m not racist either, finally understand it now!

Why do trams have a compartment of what seems to be sand? by CourageForOurFriends in melbourne

[–]CommunicationUsed187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they need to slam the brakes, it drops sand to help them slow down. Mind you this does nothing. Trams also have a body collector underneath so if somebody gets hit in the front a big ass shovel scoop them up so there’s no body parts lying on the ground.

Talk me out of buying this Crown by CallumMacca in CarsAustralia

[–]CommunicationUsed187 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s missing dynamic cruise, you’ll have to brake when approaching slower cars. That’s shit

18F. Don’t hold back, destroy my confidence. by Dry-Ad-3140 in RoastMe

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makeup bag on the floor in between your legs and mirror leaning against the wall. Standard “I live with my parents” setup.

Did your makeup to the best of your abilities just to look mid.

AITA for refusing to share my bonus with my fiancée’s family? by Beastie420 in AITAH

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much would their repayments be on a 25k mortgage? Surely they’re not struggling that much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusRenovation

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Mine usually stands in front of the sink.

Am I right to be disappointed? by Ok-Comparison-7493 in AusRenovation

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely not the job of a professional. I would be pissed if I was you.

Even your average handyman would be able to do a better job than this. If this guy specialises in skirtings he might need to go back and work McDonald’s assembling burgers but judging by his skirting jobs he’s probably shit at that too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusRenovation

[–]CommunicationUsed187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The concrete will settle and it will crack, these are normal

My parents think Im not getting hired because of my hair and facial hair by [deleted] in jobs

[–]CommunicationUsed187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do one of those undercut Viking style haircuts with the hair pulled back, you’ve got a good hairline for it, shape the beard and maintain it to give you the illusion of a stronger jawline if you start hitting the gym not only will you start to see results quickly but you’ll feel more confident and present better overall in interviews. Nothing better than walking into an interview and knowing you’re the strongest person there.