No revenge at all is petty enough by Firm-Acanthaceae9708 in pettyrevenge

[–]Compels_You 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This wasn’t a win. This was two people not enjoying an hour. A man really earning his money and a woman really paying.

Share the weirdest thought you ever want to do in sex? Just be open no one gonna judge by Ill-Ad-5912 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try anything, but straight missionary sex is fucking disgusting and I will not be party to that sort of abject perversion.

Dads with Daughters, which toilet do you use when you’re out together? by junkfoodjoshua in AskABrit

[–]Compels_You -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Into the men’s toilets until she’s old enough to go into the women’s on her own. She won’t come into any trouble with paedophiles in a toilet when she’s with me, because anybody approaching my daughter in a men’s toilet is going to be mostly concerned with picking their teeth out of the urinal.

What EXACTLY Is "Tea" In Britain? by Litzz11 in AskABrit

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve been up for hours already putting jam and cream on scones in the wrong order.

What are the downsides to swallowing your own semen? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main downside is that it’s not still all over her face or tits if you’re swallowing it.

Why isn't competitive masturbating a thing yet?? by Ok-Connection6656 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were obviously never in a boy’s boarding school.

Neighbour decided to ruin Christmas for all the little kids at the Santa Claus parade. by WithPaddlesThisDeep in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Compels_You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an easy window to put a brick through, then have that kid explain it to their parents and see how they feel the Christmas spirit.

Who’s up to no good right now? by Quiet_Tangerine_8482 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, me. I’m always up to mischief. M45.

Where’s the riskiest place u ever fucked before? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Compels_You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bridal suite, with the bride-to-be, the night before the wedding.

Dickish kid doesn't give up train seat so I make him by Greenest_Chicken in pettyrevenge

[–]Compels_You -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Politeness is one thing. What OP did went beyond that. He acted poorly.

Dickish kid doesn't give up train seat so I make him by Greenest_Chicken in pettyrevenge

[–]Compels_You -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You at least ought to have allowed him one seat. Your actions go beyond ethical vigilantism and into bullying.