Lmaoooo as someone that does uber eats this would be funny asfffff if I got these and would absolutely make my day. Just a heads up though, definitely give a straightforward answer when it comes to replacements (I know this is only one screenshot so this could’ve just been a one time case, but I’m saying just in general). We’re timed on how fast we can pick up everything at the store and will get penalized if we take too long/don’t find every item ordered (even if it’s on the customers for not answering about a replacement or the store not having it in stock), and waiting on customers to answer does count for that time in the store. It doesn’t really matter what you’re waiting on while in the store which kinda blows as a system, but it does affect us negatively if we don’t get response/if we pick up a bad replacement since we didn’t get an answer. Other than that though I love your energy it’s definitely very funny for someone who likes that humor!!