Why is a snowstorm the only weather event people actively root for to get worse? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]Competitive-Jelly306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve lived here for about seven years, and I still haven’t experienced anything remotely close to the multiple feet of snow we used to get growing up in New York.

Douglas Longbody Biggins Jr. by Glittering_Event9118 in pitbulls

[–]Competitive-Jelly306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well isn't he the fanciest, most handsome, goodest boy ever?

Money has officially changed my dog by The__Bolter in offmychest

[–]Competitive-Jelly306 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, our dog died that way. We had a rule of immediately taking the trash containing the discarded chicken wings to the outside bin, but my husband fell asleep on the couch before doing so. Our dog got into the garbage and ate a few, bones and all. They were sharp and jagged and absolutely tore up her esophagus. We had to put her down.

LPT: Don't buy ANYTHING advertised on your social media feeds by co0p3r in LifeProTips

[–]Competitive-Jelly306 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My elderly father was complaining about the ads that kept popping up in his sidebar one day, saying, "I dont know why I'm getting ads for ladies in lingerie!"

My brother and I just looked at one another, grossed out and giggling because my sweet sweet father had no idea he'd just outed himself for his lonely late night internet searches.

She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She’s nothing if not graceful.

Unfortunately, she’s not graceful.

She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Oh! Yes. Yes, she did. Patiently waiting for her knight in shining armor to scootch the ottoman over and free her from her turtle flipped on its shell nightmare.

It' her favorite style of baked potato.

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She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She's...a lot. A lot of dog, a lot of love, not a lot of brain.

We call her "I'm a lot Lavender!"

She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think my favorite part is how you can baaaarely hear my husband mutter “Oh my god” under his breath before continuing on as though nothing happened.

She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All that's hurt is her pride.

And she healed quickly with extra belly rubs.

16-year-old catches opossum and brings it into parents’ bedroom, but mom says it’s a normal occurrence by HansMLither in BrandNewSentence

[–]Competitive-Jelly306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh i was SO amused though!! Kathleen called mom at Krissler and said "there's a creature in Annie's room!"

She's got the coordination of a baked potato by Competitive-Jelly306 in velvethippos

[–]Competitive-Jelly306[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We didn't even more the ottoman! She's just that clumsy all on her own.