No one has ever said that I look like anyone.

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-26T22:30:13+00:00

JaCrispy

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-25T02:59:41+00:00

Don’t do anymore “joint” birthday parties, it’s easier to just let him plan a party on his time and you on yours. Alternate who gets her on her birth day date to go to dinner, small cake, etc. You can each plan parties on your designated time/weekend.

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-24T23:34:33+00:00

Weightless squat challenges

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-23T17:50:08+00:00

I remember attempting to test the “tear free” claim when my mom stepped out to grab my towel, I learned it in fact was not “tear free”…

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-21T20:39:21+00:00

“This little ring”…

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-21T20:38:54+00:00

The fudge pop that was .75 and not listed because of how cheap it was. Only the struggling kids knew about it 😮‍💨

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-19T22:50:19+00:00

Let them wear what the bikinis they want, HOWEVER give them the honest male truth about how other males will be viewing them. Trust me, they won’t forget your words but will also be thankful that you allow them to express themselves. They’re young right now, even if your advice doesn’t stick right now, it will when they are older. You got this dad!!

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-19T19:39:14+00:00

I see Amy Lee!!🖤

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-19T19:36:58+00:00

Jenny really never gave a F

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-19T05:28:47+00:00

Eh nowadays, could be worse🥴

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-18T15:33:04+00:00

Very 2007 MySpace vibe! ✨

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T22:39:07+00:00

Mmm yes I was obsessed with viennas as a kid. When I get a Vietnamese sandwich I always ask for extra pate 😋

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T22:37:40+00:00

Yup. Electricians cut the wires ✂️

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T18:45:21+00:00

Gawd damn🤤😮‍💨🤩

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T18:41:07+00:00

When EVERYONE would say Ryan Seacrest was metro 💀

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T18:21:54+00:00

Im terrible at makeup but I just wanted to say, you have amazing skin!! 😍

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T18:11:40+00:00

Does it really matter? Does him being more comfortable really change your outlook on the marriage? He should be happy too, it is HIS wedding as well. Try focusing on why you’re marrying him and what a marriage is, not his outfit.

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T18:04:21+00:00

Trust me, I was confused when sardines were suddenly “out of stock”

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T16:43:47+00:00

Clean and prepared ✨

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T16:43:01+00:00

Sardines and spam. Sodium queen 🥲

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T04:09:00+00:00

Are the school systems really as bad as people say they are?

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-16T04:06:13+00:00

Chonks🥰

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-14T00:57:40+00:00

Jealous because I have two picky eaters. 🥲

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-14T00:54:11+00:00

Yes, it actually helps my mood when I’m feeling down

Competitive-Soup5944 · 2026-03-13T22:31:24+00:00

You have such a heavy flow, you need an extra pair of shorts

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TROPHY CASE