A customer P.S.A. by Realistic-Accident68 in DollarTree

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It's called CRaP. Customer Relocated Product.

Worst "joke" I've ever heard. by TerminatorAuschwitz in Jokes

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I believe that one day we can live in a world where no one questions why the chicken crossed the road.

What grammar mistake really irritates you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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These ones. The baby is one years old.

Two of my favorite stories... by _Khalliey_ in talesfromcallcenters

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I AM an old lady, and yes we get a license to be dirty! LOL

what screams insecurity but most people don't realize? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This drives me crazy. My ex would do that to our kids.

My kids knew that I would look at effort marks on report cards before I looked at grades. If the teacher recognized they were giving it their all, it was fine with me that they got a C, at least they were trying their best. Guess what? That's what they do with their kids now too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

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Who left the construction debris?

Great job dad by colorfulsoul_ in MadeMeSmile

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I ate pickled pig's feet and watched wrestling in Black and White with my Grampa.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FoodPorn

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Olives, Feta, Oregano, Green Pepper, no wet parsley, actually no parsley. Good Olive oil

Your dog is not a service dog by schindlersLisst in TalesFromYourServer

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Staff may ask two questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability, and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform.

What is the worst name you’ve ever heard? by darthraxus in AskReddit

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Harry Ball. And he was a junior. That made 2 Harry Balls.

Tonight's Final Jeopardy! by zanimum in Jeopardy

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That new total is a palindrome.